The technique used to test if a girl is, how you say, shaved or not; the process by which you start touching a girls stomach and then quickly swing a finger below her her belt and swoosh it back up (in a windshield wiper movement) before she can tell you you are being too forward.
On a first date I used the windshield wiper to find out what i really wanted to know about her. She had a jungle down there!
the act of a women giving such a deep blowjob while glazing her toungue across your balls as her mouth is all the way to the pelvis bone. The toungue acts as windshield wiper to your balls.
This broad was givin me the ol' "windshield wiper" while I was watching the Sox game.
The act of forehand slapping a woman across the face and subsequently backhand slapping her with the same hand. A tool at a man's disposal generally used to keep a woman inline.
Wife: "I made your favorite, meatloaf!"
Husband: "I hate meatloaf."
Husband: "Now make me some meatBALLS you hag."
When the girl sucks your dick you then ejaculate on her face and then use your dick to wipe it all of.
Noun; The term used for taking one's dick and rubbing it back and forth on another's forehead.
Used in a sentence: Last night I managed to give that slut the windshield wiper when she wasn't looking.
A signature dance move to be performed at any and every occasion where a dance floor is made available (i.e. weddings, brisks, funerals, etc). The hands are put up and waved back and forth similar to windshield wipers.
Dude! Dynamite just came on the radio! Do the windshield wiper!
Awww man! Look at that hot chick by the wedding cake doing the windshield wiper.
When a woman is wearing glasses while giving you oral pleasure, she pulls your member out of her hot mouth and begins wiping it back and forth across her spectacles while you "NUT" joyously. Thus immitating the windshield wash and wiping actions.
Dude, tom and suzie were doing 69 when she gave herself the windshield wiper.
When you skeet on a girls face and then slap it off, rubbing it into her pores in the process.
- That girl needs me to giver her a windshield wiper.
- Paris Hilton has had her windshield wiped many times.