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When you see someone through the blurry/dirty windshield of your car (or theirs) and think, "I'd tap that," when in reality, they're a 2 out of 10.
Guy 1: Do you see that chick?! I'd nail her right there on the sidewalk.
Guy 2: You're wearing your windshield goggles, bro. Roll down your window and look.
Guy 1: *Horrified*
by beavisfreak March 14, 2011

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