essex windscreen wiper 

Whilst copulating with a bespectacled young woman, tell her you are about to cum on her face, at which point, to her dismay you pull out and unleash a stream of warm urine on to her face and after with the motion of a windscreen wiper, swipe your penis across her face.

Julia- so Sharon, how was your date with Dan?
Sharon- Awful, until he gave me the old Essex windscreen wiper

essex windscreen wiper by EssexDave May 15, 2016

rusty windscreen wiper 

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Specifically when your taking a girl in the four-prone position and you slip a finger into her chocolate star fish, and then attempt to give her a rusty fish hook, missing and wiping her forehead with said finger

Man, becky was really pissing me off last night so I though Id show her with a rusty windscreen wiper

rusty windscreen wiper by Wickiwawa April 9, 2009

windscreen wiper 

licking semen off your cheeks

“that guy is a total windscreen wiper”

windscreen wiper by Aaron Connolly July 28, 2023

Windscreen wiper 

The act of cumming on someone's glasses, then proceeding to wipe it off with your cock.

Hey baby girl would you like a windscreen wiper.

Windscreen wiper by unregisteredsexoffender December 17, 2024