windscheffel 

1. v. To boast or embellish to great degrees.
2. n. One who ignores common sense. Favors everything familiar; belittles anything unknown. Lives life with blinders on.

1. He windscheffeled all day talking about how great he is.

2. The guy at work acted like a total windscheffel; arguing with him was like banging my head against a brick wall.

windscheffel by keiy April 24, 2008

windale 

A place known by many for drugs, sex, porn, dibshits, and more drugs

Windale is pretty much worse than morisset

windale by Harry's dirty mind October 18, 2017

essex windscreen wiper 

Whilst copulating with a bespectacled young woman, tell her you are about to cum on her face, at which point, to her dismay you pull out and unleash a stream of warm urine on to her face and after with the motion of a windscreen wiper, swipe your penis across her face.

Julia- so Sharon, how was your date with Dan?
Sharon- Awful, until he gave me the old Essex windscreen wiper

essex windscreen wiper by EssexDave May 15, 2016

Widsdale 

A term for a ludicrously hot nerd girl. Usually of slightly below average height defined by their truly stunning intellect and body, a Widsdale is secretly admired and wanted by many in their environment. people's eyes will follow her down the street and they will be helpless to resist undressing her in their heads.

That girl was an absolute Widsdale, did you get a look at the arse on her?

Widsdale by Andrewsarkus October 9, 2011

windscreepers 

abrev. Windscreen wipers.

Joe turned on his windscreepers in an effort to avoid getting a parking ticket

windscreepers by Duncan Fisher June 18, 2006

rusty windscreen wiper 

n:fore-finger
Specifically when your taking a girl in the four-prone position and you slip a finger into her chocolate star fish, and then attempt to give her a rusty fish hook, missing and wiping her forehead with said finger

Man, becky was really pissing me off last night so I though Id show her with a rusty windscreen wiper

rusty windscreen wiper by Wickiwawa April 9, 2009

shit on my windscreen 

A statement of joy.

Shit on my windscreen that's awesome.

shit on my windscreen by jaqx0r December 11, 2010