Lahey: "Measures the shit pressure in the air. You can feel it! Listen Bubs, hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of shit.
...Beware, my friend. Shit winds are a coming."
In it's literal sense it's best used to describe the body function or the art of releasing impressive stinks.
Can you hear it? The shit clings to the air Bubs.
Would you mind to bring your winds-of-shit to your cube?
(in an Office)