winds of shit 

From the Trailer Park Boys: The mysterious winds of shit that bring with it only shit luck and other shit. When you just know that all kinds of shit are gonnna happen. The shit really hits the fan when the winds of shit are blowing. Normally, the strongest winds of shit can be found in a shit hurricane. Also, keep an eye out for shit hawks, which may take advantage of the incredible thermals produced from the winds of shit.

Lahey: "You know what a shit barometer is, Bubs?"
Bubbles: "...No."
Lahey: "Measures the shit pressure in the air. You can feel it! Listen Bubs, hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of shit.
...Beware, my friend. Shit winds are a coming."

winds of shit by Chuwy June 10, 2006

winds of winter

Something George R.R. Martin can't finish.

Guy 1: I can't wait for the Winds of Winter to be released
Guy 2: I'd just forget about it, there's no way GRRM's going to finish it.

winds of winter by dragon titties April 18, 2018

winds field

The foul breeze that blows across the plains of your posterior.

winds field - A release of gas.

winds field by Joncin December 10, 2013

winds of plague 

the best metal band since walking the cadver there literaly the best thing since sliced bread which is very good

dude the band winds of plague rule

winds of plague by andrew smart April 21, 2007

Winds of Plague 

a once decent deathcore band that displayed some signs of originality. they then decided to add copious amounts of breakdowns and an allegedly 'hot' female keyboardist and now are the subject of every bro and douchebag in the scene's wet dreams.

Also, Reloaded is the worst song on the fucking planet

Bill: Hey man, you head the new Winds of Plague CD?

Ted: Nah, im not a douchebag, bro, or easily influenced 15 year old. Plus every song eventually leads to the same breakdown. Why would anyone listen to it?

Try listening to: The Faceless, Necrophagist, Psycroptic, Origin, Spawn of Possesion or Dying Fetus

Winds of Plague by Demon Carcass July 15, 2009

winds-of-shit 

When a bad news comes your way, troubles lies ahead.
In it's literal sense it's best used to describe the body function or the art of releasing impressive stinks.

Listen Bubs, sounds of the whispering winds-of-shit.
Can you hear it? The shit clings to the air Bubs.

Would you mind to bring your winds-of-shit to your cube?
(in an Office)

winds-of-shit by Dan The Rod Leroux August 10, 2006

Winds of Plague 

An expression that can be used in place of expletives. It also refers to the best thing you're ever going to have.

Go Winds of Plague yourself!
That meal was Winds of Plague and I will never have better!

Winds of Plague by MP Hippity Hop May 6, 2009