Phantom Windpants

crazy windpants that have a zipper for a mouth and crazy glowing eyes.

the runner up to moo crew for woodstock academy sports crowd name, not to be confused with WA tang clan.

Barry:I put on my phantom windpants this morning and they tried to bite me in the testicles!

Jerry: Why do you where them?!?!

Barry: They break the wind well...almost too well.

Phantom Windpants by Gordan Geldispank March 31, 2009

Windpassing

A small town in Austria. Not nearly as funny as Fucking (yet another ill-named Austrian village) but close.

He tried not to pass wind, as the wind passed through Windpassing.

Windpassing by djslut October 1, 2005

Windypants 

Somebody who farts alot

Ew what's that smell?

It's just old windypants again

Windypants by Dollarbill85 April 2, 2011

Windansea Surf Rats 

Punk kids who live in La Jolla and pretend to be poor surf trash. Usually have shitty tattoos of crosses, cigarettes, or martinis on their arm. Enjoy petty vandalism, usually with surf wax. Too chicken shit to act like a true gang. Well to do parents keep them out of any significant trouble.

Look at that Windansea Surf Rats, he's 120 lbs of pure pussy repellant.

Windansea Surf Rats by jhgfdfjkljft987 August 9, 2009

wikipants 

person who is constantly quoting Wikipedia to win an argument or claim knowlege of some obscure fact; person who seems thus

Q, That Mr.Parker the History teacher is a right wikipants ain't he?
A. Yes, Headmaster.

wikipants by long-chops-a-doodle-dandy December 11, 2006

wankpants 

Total and utter prick, however can often be a reasonable person when they are with you on their own. Often thinks they are better looking than they are, and acts like they are way out of your league, when in reality it is the other way around.

Oh... thats wankpants!

wankpants by Cheeky_chaz September 28, 2010

Winepants 

The end-of-the-day loungewear for women who enjoy getting comfortable and drinking wine.

It's time to get your Winepants on.

Winepants by Soup1111 October 20, 2020