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The next Windows OS that will succeed XP as the most powerful, innovative and secure OS Microsoft have ever released... or in non-bullshit terms, powerful because it will require astronomical hardware requirements for all the extra bloat, by innovative they assume that you have never heard of this thing called Mac OS X which they have shamelessly ripped off and by secure they mean for the first nanosecond it is released before it is picked apart by hackers and crackers.
It will feature several exclusive products which are only available because of it's unique and advanced features... or again in plain English - M$ have intentionally crippled their stuff to only work on this OS and thus alienating their own users. No wait, sorry, this is an *incentive* to upgrade! Last but not least it is a huge DRM update, supporting crap like TPM (Trusted Platform Module) and HDCP where even if you are legit but didn't fork over the dough for a HDCP compliant graphics card, CD drive and monitor you'll get no movie. Hey, that's a nice 32" widescreen plasma display you have there... wait, no HDCP? No movie for you chump! Oh, did I forget to mention that it will also have a "black box" feature? But don't worry, it's only for collecting data for quality feedback to make the next product even better - would they lie to you? Hasta la Vista baby!
User: I just upgradede to Windows Vista! I love it's new features! They're awesome! Linux/Mac user: Duh... M$/RIAA/MPAA/FBI: Yes, it has some very nice features indeed. |
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The five main problems of the Windows OS combined it one giant acronym.
Virues, Infections, Spyware, Trojans, and Adware. Hasta la Vista, baby!
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the newest in a long line of crappy OS's from Microsoft. This one promises to track your every move, so watch out all you internet pedophiles out there!! they'll know who you are! Gary finished downloading a few videos and suddenly the FBI crashed through the door. "Damn you, Windows Vista!" He screamed whilst they hauled his ass to the pokey.
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The best selling product that nobody ever wanted. 1:"Can I get my new PC without windows vista?"
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The OS from hell that promises to make your life miserable and wish you can throw your previously fine computer out the window. My computer is a f*@#$ mess since I changed to Windows Vista.
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The next piece of shit from Redmond, WA. Beta testing is going on now and release is looking at Christmas 2006 "Hey, dude! I just downloaded Windows Vista Beta 1 and it rocks! Every time I try to boot it I get a different error message!"
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A totally wanky piece of software that's been crammed down people's throats by forcibly installing it on all new PCs. Shop Assistant : It has Windows Vista on it to!
Me : Bollocks! I don't want it SA : But it won't work without it! Me : Will it arse! I'm putting Linux on it! Here, take my Vista DVD and COA and gimme my cash back! SA : Erm..... |
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The Windows Operating system which will replace XP. Vista was known as Longhorn in developement. Other great names such as Windows ME were a flop, this could be a sign of Windows Vista going under.
When Windows Vista crashes. "Hasta la Vista Baby" (Cardboard Hammer, HardOCP, 7-22-2005)
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