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Windows Vista is Microsoft's upcoming operating system (OS), due to be released in December of 2006. It will be the most powerful and most technologically advanced system in history, and will integrate web security into it's core (unlike all other Microsoft Products).
It will be the first system using DirectX 10, which is supposedly a big step forward in graphics technology. Halo 2 will be released ONLY for Vista, as an incentive. Also, Flight Simulator 2006 (aka FSX) will be released, and will unleash the next generation of simulated flight. Microsoft has received much criticism due to excessive focus on visual features, rather than performance, within Windows Vista. Also, the price of Vista Ultimate is expected to be in the appauling $200-400 range, which may possibly worsen Microsoft's low sales (due to the XBOX 360). Recently, they have received immense criticism for Microsoft's security and privacy settings, and have been accused of making spyware, known as the WGA (Windows Genuine Notification). Unfortunately, this technology will be integrated and unremovable from Vista, which also may decrease their popularity and sales. System requirements also pose an issue to many consumers, due to their lack of the latest technology, which is QUITE out of reach to most, due to price. Microsoft recommends Vista users to have Dual-Core 64-bit Processors, and at LEAST 1GB Dual-Channel DDR2 Memory, and PCI-Express Motherboards. These features are still extremely expensive at this time, and with people not having access to it, Vista will have dramatically less copies sold. Pirated copies of Windows Vista will not function, due to "genuine-technology", so millions of users from third-world countries may be stuck with Windows XP or earlier versions. Last, but certainly not least, Internet Explorer 7 will be released with Windows Vista, and is said to be "much improved, secure and optimized", however many users will not be using it due to IE's history and lack of trust for Microsoft's browser. Tom: ...and you know how bad IE is-
Joe: IE 7 is supposed to be really good! Tom: I don't give a s**t, Firefox is better- Joe: BUT- Tom: Shut up! Joe: Ok.... (sad) Anyway, I can't wait for FS2006, FS2004 Sucked! Tom: I know, but your computer isn't good enough, and you can't afford Windows Vista. Joe: Ok.... (crying) What about Halo 2? Tom: Nope Joe: Ok.... (weeping) |
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The five main problems of the Windows OS combined it one giant acronym.
Virues, Infections, Spyware, Trojans, and Adware. Hasta la Vista, baby!
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the newest in a long line of crappy OS's from Microsoft. This one promises to track your every move, so watch out all you internet pedophiles out there!! they'll know who you are! Gary finished downloading a few videos and suddenly the FBI crashed through the door. "Damn you, Windows Vista!" He screamed whilst they hauled his ass to the pokey.
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The best selling product that nobody ever wanted. 1:"Can I get my new PC without windows vista?"
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The OS from hell that promises to make your life miserable and wish you can throw your previously fine computer out the window. My computer is a f*@#$ mess since I changed to Windows Vista.
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The next piece of shit from Redmond, WA. Beta testing is going on now and release is looking at Christmas 2006 "Hey, dude! I just downloaded Windows Vista Beta 1 and it rocks! Every time I try to boot it I get a different error message!"
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A totally wanky piece of software that's been crammed down people's throats by forcibly installing it on all new PCs. Shop Assistant : It has Windows Vista on it to!
Me : Bollocks! I don't want it SA : But it won't work without it! Me : Will it arse! I'm putting Linux on it! Here, take my Vista DVD and COA and gimme my cash back! SA : Erm..... |
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The Windows Operating system which will replace XP. Vista was known as Longhorn in developement. Other great names such as Windows ME were a flop, this could be a sign of Windows Vista going under.
When Windows Vista crashes. "Hasta la Vista Baby" (Cardboard Hammer, HardOCP, 7-22-2005)
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