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a method of legitimately abstaining from doing any form of productive work Boss: Hows that report coming on?
Slacker: Just doing a quick windows update |
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The way Microsoft finds out that your copy of Windows is pirated "Windows Update" has determined that your installation key is not valid, and therefore setup cannot proceed. Contact your system administrator for more information.
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a waste of time Windows update How would you like us to waste your time today?
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the act of spying a fine specimen of the fairer sex undressing without having first closed the curtains. "hey man, come here and look over the road... serious windows update!"
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(n.) - A utility installed on most newer Windows OS's, which is used for simple minded folk to easily ""fix"" the holes in common windows programs. i. Bob doesn't understand how to update his computer in a proper manner, so he uses windows update instead.
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Another name for virus OMFG my computer got infected by a Windows Update! OH NOES!
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Something that a bunch of hyped up on Starbuck's coffee Bill Gates employees should have thought of in foresight Bob: Hey Chris, let's run down to Starbuck's and then go by the office supply store on the way back. I wanna get one the new Star Trek pocket protectors while they have some left.
Chris: Yeah, that sounds cool dude. Let's just blow all this off. We can always make like a Windows Update type thing for this shit. Bob: Haha..yeah. hahaha Chris: Yeah, haha. Screw this. Hey, I got first dibs on the Warf pocket protector... |
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