Windows ME hatched from the gaping anus of Microsoft Labs. Microsoft labs makes some interesting viruses. They made Windows 95, 98, XP and 2000 (which was a very similar viruse indeed) In fact Windows 95 and 98 and ME they are all inbred brother's and sisters. That's why they are so dumb, and make bad things happen to our poor friend Mr computer.
"Windows ME is in all my nightmares, I can't escape it"
"Can't sleep, Windows ME will eat me, and my chocolate ice cream"
aka "Megaflop Edition"
We have banned ME from the building. We bought one copy, and installed it. We left the machine running overnight, and were greeted with a BSD next morning. Sitting there doing nothing ME will explode on its own.
Given that Microsoft collected money for this P.O.S. and made no apology for its brain deadness, it could also aptly be named....
Especially when SHITLOADED with FREE programs provided by Dell!
Wtf, where's the error dialogue box?
Hmmm...I can't press anything.
Hmmm...I can't press ctrl+alt+del either.
Hmmm...The restart button doesn't do anything...
2: The one true cause for all of the pain and suffering in the world and possibly the universe.
2: ME's code is Satan's supreme overlord.