| 1. | does not work that way | ||
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Phrase used to argue a point on internet message boards. Originally from the character Morbo on Futurama. Newslady: I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool
Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! {blank} DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! |
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| 2. | Futurama | ||
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a) The best damn show ever.
b) An example of just how evil Fox is. c) One hell of a lot better than 'The Simpsons'. 'WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!' - Morbo
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| 3. | Allah-saurus | ||
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Allah-saurus If religion existed in dinosaur times then Allah-saurus would be: The prehistoric version of Allah, acquired by crossing Him with a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Allah-saurus would totally destroy Raptor Jesus in a fight to the death. This puts Muslims a few steps ahead of Christians. Sure sucks to be them. Thank God for Atheism / Agnosticism. Other major religions such as Hinduism and Sikhism have no dinosaurs attributed to them as of current. So a clear winner cannot be decided, although one could assume the Hindus will come out on top as they have multiple Gods. And even the T-Rex would have a hard time Vs. multiple adversaries. I mean, he was defeated by King Kong for fucks sake. Raptor Jesus: rawr The Bible was written by God himself, I should know I was there when he wrote it.
Christians: Teach us more Raptor Jesus! Raptor Jesus: It says here on the 3rd Day God created Dutch Tulips. He put them in Holland so the Windmills would keep them cool... Allah-saurus: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!11 Allah-saurus lets out a terrible warcry Raptor Jesus cowers in fear before the all mighty Allah-saurus. Christians flee in terror. |
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