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oof i be winded 

This shall be said when a person is out of breath while doing a non-strenuous activity.
This is my 14th Taco oof i be winded!
Breathing hard, and having a shortness of breath after hitting a vape that contains a high nicotine content.
After hitting Brad’s Juul In Mr. Smith’s Class I was winded af.
Winded by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 2, 2019

bingle wingled 

When you stuff your fucking nuts and shaft into a girls mouth or vagina
Dude i just bingle wingled that latina next door!
bingle wingled by Yeetskewt January 6, 2017
1. caught off guard
2. the feeling you get after being blown by the wind
1. I was winded by the personal question she asked me.
2. I felt winded by the strong gusty wind while waiting for the bus in the cold.
Winded by jackarmooyolshir March 28, 2008

winkledoodle

"Bro! Have you seen the size of his winkledoodle?!"
winkledoodle by SlarkIsTheName April 30, 2014

Long Winded Fart-Hole 

Someone who is constantly talking & repeating verbal garbage that comes across as brazen & contrived which also happens to smell like a smelly Fart
Annette was buzzing in everyone's ear about process-flow, productivity numbers and metrics during our weekly "Long Winded Fart-Hole conference call."