Winded 

Out of breath.

#1: I just got back from the gym, man. I am so winded.

#2: I see that, can I get you some water?

#1: Yeah, that should help me catch my breath.

Winded by Octo Dad March 27, 2010

oof i be winded 

This shall be said when a person is out of breath while doing a non-strenuous activity.

This is my 14th Taco oof i be winded!

oof i be winded by Casual Grandpa May 14, 2018

Winded 

Breathing hard, and having a shortness of breath after hitting a vape that contains a high nicotine content.

After hitting Brad’s Juul In Mr. Smith’s Class I was winded af.

Winded by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 2, 2019

Winded 

1. caught off guard
2. the feeling you get after being blown by the wind

1. I was winded by the personal question she asked me.
2. I felt winded by the strong gusty wind while waiting for the bus in the cold.

Winded by jackarmooyolshir March 28, 2008

Long Winded Fart-Hole 

Someone who is constantly talking & repeating verbal garbage that comes across as brazen & contrived which also happens to smell like a smelly Fart

Annette was buzzing in everyone's ear about process-flow, productivity numbers and metrics during our weekly "Long Winded Fart-Hole conference call."

Long Winded Fart-Hole by Jimmny Cricket November 8, 2011

Winded Walrus 

wind-ed wal-rus
(noun, plural -ruses) (win-did wawl-ruh s)

1. someone who wears green and plays teams sports such as flag football, paintball, drinking, and sometimes even ice skating

"Bob: I Can't Stop thinking that Bitch is Crazy.

Bill: Why?

Bob: He's wearing a Pickle green shirt running around yelling "Go Go Go" and "Whoop Whoop."

Bill: What's wrong with that? You got Beef with him?

Bob: It's as if he thinks he's one of the real Winded Walruses.

Bill: Maybe he thinks he's a Seal.

Bob: Or Half n Half. I don't know, he's such a poser; it's Doo Doo Baby."

Winded Walrus by rarrbear April 17, 2008

long winded 

boring and long in speaking or writing, wherein there does not seem to be much particular relevance or significance; as such is typically extolled by individuals who are oblivous and synonymously known as a gas bag, wind bag, blow hard, bloviate, etc.; or, otherwise, is expressed by a persons who is so over fraught with an idea that they are not able to explain it plain and simply.

Example 1: The President of the Board of Commissioners is a real blow hard, as it never fails that he has to stonewall through the entire meeting and grandstand everyone with his long winded sessions, not letting anyone have equal time to particpate or counter his position.

Example 2: She failed to get support from voters when she made a long winded presentation to the Board of Commissioners, instead of a well planned out and well considered offer.

long winded by Z Last Words October 3, 2009