bag of wind 

bag of wind someone who talks too much is a braggart and nothing useful comes out of their mouth

dude rumor has it your girlfriend wants me more ha ha ha ha

man just shutup you useless bag of wind my girlfriend dont want your sorry ass

dude its true

man youre just a useless bag of wind who dont know jack crap and likes to hear yourself brag

wow dude you really think that about me

yes man i think of you as a useless bag of wind

ok dude you made it clear to me now wow

bag of wind by littlejimmie April 7, 2019

Doctor Windbag 

A pompous, self-aggrandizing, egotistical blowhard, who happens to have achieved a doctoral degree in something.

Doctor Windbag will be there, so you may want to find yourself a convenient scheduling conflict.

Doctor Windbag by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018

windbag 

A person who is ashamed to admit he/she has no knowledge about a question asked so tries to hide his/her ignorance by inanely prattling on, dancing around the obvious and useful answer; "I don't know", which would allow you to get on with your day, i.e. go find someone who knows what the hell they are talking about.

You: Good Lord! My ignorant boss just refuses to say "I DON"T KNOW" so I had to stand there listening to his worthless bullshit for ten minutes. Finally I just walked away and left him jibber jabbering away. He's probably still talking for all I know.

Sympathetic coworker: Yep, he's a windbag alright. By the way, I overheard your question and the answer is yes.

You: Thanks.

windbag by T-Ride Free Box November 1, 2013

windbag 

a pompous person who talks too much, a braggart

Why do have a windbag like him representing us?

windbag by The Return of Light Joker October 4, 2011

pompous windbag 

One who loves the sound of their own voice so much they have convinced themselves they actually know what they are talking about. They often take jobs which will allow them to talk and give them a captured audience, such as a Psychology teacher.

Dr. Nicodemus is such a pompous windbag. We could have learned everything he spent an hour talking about in five minutes. He sure does love the sound of his own voice.

pompous windbag by captive audience member March 3, 2010

windbag 

an officer, usually a major or above, who stands on a stage/podium during a briefing, ceremony, or just stops by your shop unannounced and tells you how dumb you are and how great they are. if you listen to them at all, you might hear something about drinking and driving or motorcycle safety.

the new commander is a real windbag. we had to stand at attention for the whole hour.

windbag by lopeztheheavy October 5, 2007

Windbag 

(noun) Any person who makes long, rambling, repetitive speeches, by speaking as fast as possible without ever pausing except to take a breath, thus effectively "filling up the windbag."

"I had this customer on the phone just now, I've never heard a windbag like that in my life. I think they must have been out of breath by the time they finished talking."

Windbag by DrasticBread September 25, 2019