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A kid who has to constantly 'perform' in school, extra-curricular activities, etc., just to keep their parents off their backs. These same kids are also expected to just take it (it being everything they go through), instead of venting their frustration or weariness aloud and be seen as a whiner or emotional lazy brat. A wind-up doll's parents often claim to push their kids into activities to help their grades/improve chances of getting into a good college, but are reluctant to let the poor tyke relax before he/she snaps a la Mariah Carey. Wind-up dolls either run away, go insane and take out a few people with them, or just ice themselves. (Anything to escape having to be Mommy's or Daddy's little circus clown, huh?) Most soccer moms' children are, in fact wind-up dolls.
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| 2. | wind-up doll | ||
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What you become after a night of drugging. You've become a wind-up doll from the ecstacy. Now, jump of a bus roof.
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| 3. | Janka | ||
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Child: I want that new doll that explodes
Mom: A Janka, that might just be to violent |
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| 4. | Santa Barbie | ||
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The human equivalent of The Barbie Doll who comes to life & equates her Barbie Playhouse Mansion with a future existence in a similar City. She envies the rich & famous & on coming of age she bestows her presence upon The City of Santa Barbara to bask in said party lifestyle (also known as education). more...
Despite her affinity to the high per capita there, she purveys that she is not into commitment; she's just there to have fun at any cost (to guys or her parents). Her major is Gold-digging 101 & her financial plan is a pot-shot at the 5-star pool of the elite via a free ride up the DNA ladder. (Oprah lives just over in Montecito & I wanna get me some mansions…) The inherent flaws in her plan are: Rich people don't marry poor people, their families arrange marriages with other rich people's children. (And if their kids don't do what they tell them they will be disinherited.) The wealthy don't give their money away. That is why they are still rich. (A good point for spangers, jugglers, clowns & anybody flying a cardboard sign saying that they are starving & just want to get back home.) The ancient adage: 'Fuck-or-Walk' is a harsh reality & is still the basic mantra of the male personality; so if she seeks to maintain her delusion, she will wind up a prick-tease, living on somebody's boat while waiting tables, hoping for Prince Ken to arrive; or back sleeping with her fat ex-boyfriend in Iowa worrying about paying her student loan for all those useless arts courses. |
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| 5. | Motherfucker | ||
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A person who likes to GRIND on wind up dolls that look like mothers. Barbie: "HEY!! Knock it off Ken! I'm not loosing my virginity till i'm married! YOU MOTHERFUCKER"
Ken Doll: "Shutup before you get layed and i melt your plastic ass, GRINDING" |
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| 6. | clockwork orange | ||
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A clockwork orange comes from an old London saying "queer as a clockwork orange". A clockwork orange is actually a wind up doll that is controlled by both god and the devil. Anthony Burgess uses this for his book to symbolize the government almost brainwashing Alex in order to control his bad behavior. "queer as a clockwork orange"
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| 7. | Gwen Stefani | ||
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Born on October 3,1969 in Anaheim, Ca. Gwen Stefani is the lead singer of the very successful band "No Doubt". Besides having several successful albums with the band, she also has a solo career, which some unfaithful No Doubt fans (and others) dont appreciate. Her solo projects are looked down upon by ungreatful fans that dont have an open mind to different kinds of music. On the other hand, her loyal fans appreciate her musical exploration. She also has her own clothing line L.A.M.B. and she came out with a fashion doll set, which displays her clothes that she wore on her LAMB tour (along with 4 Harajuku girl dolls). Her second solo album The Sweet Excape is comming out in December 06, followed by the long awaited return of No Doubt sometime in Spring of 08'. Examples of Gwen Stefani songs: What you waiting for?, Rich Girl, Holla Back Girl, Cool, Harajuku Girls, Bubble Pop Electric, Crash, Wind it up, Orange County Girl...
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