Top Definition
male or female who gives handjobs. Or refered to a man who uses lotion or cream to masturbate.
John: wheres dave?
richard: i dont know, probably home touchin himself
John: does he ever stop?
richard: Nah, hes a full blown willy waxer
by yo gaba gaba August 06, 2009

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