willnod

little shitballs that hang from your ass hair that don't fall off while taking a smash

Willy took a big shit today and had crusty, shitty, toilet paper willnods hanging from his butt crevice

willnod by Anonymous May 11, 2003

Willnot

A little round ball of shit (and/or bumwad) stuck in the hair of the crack of your ass and WILLNOT come out.

I gotta trim the hair in my ass crack 'cuz I keep gettin willnots. I really had to reef on 'em last time I wiped my butt, they were so tangled up.

Willnot by jimco December 28, 2005

Willnot

n:A small, usually compact, clump of shit that willnot depart itself from your asshole.

"How was your day today?"

Willnot by Will April 7, 2003

willnot

A small ball of fecal matter which WILL NOT (hence the name) seem to desire to leave the hair around your anal cavity.

My ass doesn't feel right... I must have a willnot or two.

willnot by nick February 9, 2004

Willnots 

a little peice of poop in your ass that WILLNOT came out, despite how hard u push.

Oh dude, I had the biggest willnot today

Willnots by kAELA November 12, 2003

Willnot

An amount of feces that remains on your ass hair that will not come off around your anus that have dried that you could not wipe off properly and it hurst to pull them off.

Damn! Those freaking burrito's gave me some damn willnots! I wiped but I can't walk without the friction pulling on my ass hairs!

Willnot by sneakyteaky August 12, 2006

willnots 

Dried secretions of bodily fluids and/or solids that get trapped on articles of underclothing

I can't get these damn willnots out of my fruit of the looms

willnots by Johnny 2 V's September 18, 2003