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1. Williamsburg
Williamsburg, Virginia. An extremely boring town populated by tourists year-round. Popular teenage hot-spots are Busch Gardens Williamsburg, Water Country USA, and the newly-opened New Town Cinemas. Apart from being overrun by tourists, Williamsburg is a beautiful place. The few times of the year that tourists don't take over, is a blessing for local teens.
Williamsburg - tourists = wonderful.
2. Virginia
Virginia is an American State located on the Atlantic Coast of the Southern United States. 1607 was the year of the first permanent New World English colony, Virginia Company of London.

Interesting facts about “Virginia

1) The home of the Infamous Serial Killer: Henry Lee Lucas.

2) Where Bourbon Whiskey was invented. I know what you people are thinking, that’s not true. Some insist that it is not a true bourbon unless it is made in Kentucky, but there is no legal requirement that bourbon be produced there and whiskey was actually first distilled in Virginia in the 17th century (Kentucky was part of Virginia until 1792).

3) Richmond is the state capital, and also was the 2nd Capital of Confederacy, then Danville, Virginia. Richmond has also ranked very badly over the last 20 years for its violent crime crates.

4) Seven Presidents are buried in Virginia: Washington, Jefferson, Madison, Monroe, Tyler, Taft and Kennedy.

5) The College of William and Mary in Williamsburg is the second oldest in the United States, it was founded in 1693

6) Incest is not rampant in Virginia like some say, that’s bullshit. West Virginia on the other hand might have some issues.

7) THE VIRGINIA STATE FLAG IS THE ONLY FLAG WITH NUDITY! AND THE MOST BRUTAL OF ALL USA STATE FLAGS! EAT THAT! “Sic Semper Tyrannis"! Motherfucker!!

8) Over 1/2 the battles fought in the civil war were fought in Virginia, over 2,200 of the 4,000 battles.

9) The fastest growing counties in th...
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3. Williamsburg, Virginia
A place where there is a waffle house on literally every single street in the the city. The only thing thats actually fun to do, is to go to Busch Gardens.
*in williamsburg, virginia*

Him: Dude im cravin pancakes. lets go to that waffle house.

Me: WHICH ONE?!
4. Williamsburg
A town located in virginia, home to colonial williamsburg and jamestown settlement, williamsburg is a repressed town where the only thing out numbering the waffle houses are the churches, its a town where indvidualisim is frowned upon. citizens usally entertain themselves with alcohol and other illicit substances and are often trying to leave on the drop of a dime, if you dont leave williamsburg you will lead a miserable life
get cheap malt liqour and bitch about williamsburg
5. Jamestown High School
The BEST school in the entire world. It is located in williamsburg virginia and every kid is on weed. also they have super hot cheerleaders and a hot football team. They have a fun keyclub and the class of 2014 is so sexy.
person one: Man I love Jamestown High School
Person two: Yo did you see that cheerleader shake her ass?
person one: Yeah, I've banged her
person two: I didn't say which one
person one: doesn't matter, I've banged them all!
6. Northern Virginia
Its so funny how people from there don't know the truth about Northern Virginia they claim there everyone from Southern Virginia are rednecks and poor. Actually Hampton roads is one of the riches region the united state it out beats Fairfax Loundon and all them So called rich counties our houses are bigger and on water front property they want to be like us so bad there houses are like small plantation homes Modeled from the houses in Richmond and Williamsburg lol. Also government offices like the CIA where moved to southern VA (Richmond) and there military orders come from Hampton roads so really you guys have no right to brag because people down in southern VA have government jobs too. and more people come down here to do businesses because we have a better location tourist and stuff. the only thing you guys pay are our beach's its so funny how you guys can talk shit but come play on our beaches GO BACK TO YOUR UPPITY SO CALLED RICH AREA AND FIND SOME BEACHES UP THERE SINCE WERE SO BAD. THE WHOLE STATE HATES YOU GUYS YOU MITE AS WELL BECOME A PART OF MARYLAND OR JUST BECOME AN INDEPENDENT STATE SINCE YOU GUYS ARE SO RICH.
Why do people from Northern Virginia hate on people from Southern Virginia?

Because they want to be like us look at their homes they're modeled like ours but 3 times as smaller as we live in a 7 bedroom home they live in like a 3 lol.
7. Williamsburg
The 9th circle of Hell; also, a town in south-eastern Virginia. It is known for its lack of fun, surplus of townies, and irate college students. Should be avoided AT ALL COSTS.
Saddam was captured alive, given a summary trial, and sent to Williamsburg as punishment for his misdeeds.
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