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1. polished
To have a female suck your penis extremely well. Usually initiated by the male saying the words "suck it"
Did you hear? Jeff Galatley got his dick polished by William Web on the weekend.
2. Pooning
1. Surfing the web or talking to your friends on facebook.

2. A last name.
Stacey enjoys pooning Jane.

JANE RHY would say "aww man i was just pooned by stacey"

There's this guy on facebook named William Poon.
3. Homeschool Winner
A rejected character of the beloved web cartoon Homestarruner.com, Homeschool Winner is. He was only seen twice, in some old cards and the Dancin' Bubs game. He has a comma on his shirt and a wears a blue shirt. He has no hat, unlike his speculated brother.
"It's the Homeschool Winner! He is not a terrific athlete."
by William Thode Jun 26, 2005 add a video
4. developer
A developer is a person who programs applications and/or designs web applications. Often they are a web designer or have sufficient knowledge of html and web design
"How do I get a login area on my website?"
"You should hire a developer."
by William Morgan Sep 17, 2005 add a video
5. Blargon
The combination of the words "blog" and "jargon." Blargon is the term for words or phrases, common or not, that are used throughout the Blogosphere. Blargon is blogger "lingo."

Term coined by William Safire of the New York Times.
Since the "boom" of blogging, there's now too much blargon to keep up with.
6. Emoban
See Urban Emo. Defined as an individual who posesses all of the positive qualities of an emo with urban flair. Emobans are different from emos in several ways:

1. Emobans are well educated, with a fluent intellect, an appreciaition of various music styles, and a propensity for various mediums of art and art appreciation.

2. Emobans are generally more palatable to society's accursed members. They dress fashionably (or set trends), tell devilish morbid jokes, and are the definition of social chameloen, having connections to every thread of the socio-economic spider web.

3. Emobans are very sarcastic, and many times emotionally expressive.

4. Emobans don't nessicarily dye their hair black. Some emobans, in fact, are black. Many emobans, however, do cut their hair eccentricly, often with a razor (a dabbling in razory, as opposed to an obsession), and often covering at least one eye.

5. Emobans are both independent and conscencious individuals, not bound by "groups" or "cliques".

6. Emobans are mostly pessimistic about the fall and/or decay (decay, being perhaps the most intrinsic word to an emoban's dictionary) of (classical) civilization.

7. Emobans aren't obliterate imbeciles.

The "Age of Emoban", if you will, began slightly prior to the 1920s, with the flapper/post-flapper period. It has been mantained throughout the years, and revitilized recently with the introduction/recognition of the
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7. Caution Hazardous
The only term to effectively express the amount of intensity and stress to cancel a haircut appointment due to uncontrollable vomiting.
"Did you hear about William, he has been caution hazardous since we fired him"
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