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New Wallens 

Another Way of Sayin N'awlins or Nawlins. Best City in Louisiana.
Main! New Wallens Got tha Food. shit is cheap down dere.
New Wallens by TVS June 27, 2004
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Willemstan 

A small government formed by inside jokes between 3 friends and has evolved into a full blown cult and has successfully collected taxes, and created multiple fake identities to be used at their own disposal. All of the military officials and acronyms for government services form innapporpiate, vulgar, or stupid words. This country was originally founded at a middle school on a chromebook. Their principles combine the worst parts of communist, capitalist, and socialist ideals.

Acronyms:

WE-PP, the Willemstan Extremist Peoples’ Party
COC, Center of Commands and Operations (a dos prompt app)
WENIS, Willemstan Entertainment, News, and Informational Services, a pirate radio station
DIX, Direct Instructions Extension, a file extension for Willemstan DOS apps
And the non innapropiate ones: the Willemstan Depertment of Edupropaganda, and the Willemstan Industrial Union

Willemstan has made and distributed its own mix tapes, for $2.50

Willemstan has a 40 rank ranking system, a constitutuiln, a discord, a google classroom, and a lot of other exploited free internet services

Founded in Williamston, Michigan, in December 2017.
GLORY TO WILLEMSTAN
Willemstan by Kewlree October 22, 2018
one of the sweetest, prettiest girls you'll ever meet. also, very rare, find one and you'll love her
i met willena today.
Performance enhancing drugs. Inspired by "Lifetime Drug Free Athlete" Jeff Willet.
That boy gained 30 pounds of muscle in 2 months, he must be on them willets!
willets by Yung Swole August 25, 2013

Pull a Wildenstein 

The use of too much Botox or more invasive forms of cosmetic surgery. Receives its moniker from the infamous New York socialite Jocelyn Wildenstein, who pulled the original Wildenstein
I don't want to get too much Botox and pull a Wildenstein.

willennium

A ridiculous millennium in an alternate universe, invented by Will Smith (Big Willie Style), in which everyone wears shiny silver suits, dances like a flaming idiot, and uses phrases like gettin' jiggy wit it and peep this while I freak this. Comes from the song "Will2K", one of the dumbest songs ever written.
"Time for the new millennium...excuse me, willennium." -Big Willie Style

"Like, oh my god! I hear they're opening a new Banana Republic AND a new GAP at the mall thometime this willennium. That's going to be abtholutely pothitively fabulouth!" -Clay Aiken

"I'd wait all willennium for a chance to give it to Big Willie indabutt." -Carson Daly
willennium by Nick D July 7, 2004