willknot 

When a piece of poop somehow escapes the toilet paper and sticks to an ass hair or two. i.e. dingleberry

Dude i looked in the mirror this morning and i had a willknot the size of a golf ball on my ass.

willknot by ThE KnOb gObLiN June 25, 2003

Willacoochee

(Noun)- A very small town in the southern region of Georgia.

(Verb)- A very small vagina in the southern region of girls.

Verb:
"Dude, she's got a willacoochee. That shit was tight as hell."

Willacoochee by OOOOOOOOOOSHIT!!!! April 1, 2009

Willacoochee Wattle Snake 

A very, very rare breed of rattlesnake that is native to Willacoochee, GA., although it has been spotted in Vero Beach, FL. This rare breed has been cursed with an overactive sex drive combined with an extremely small reproductive organ. So small in fact that it is completely pointless for it to even try mating, even though that's his only goal in life.

Hey Willie! Why is that Willacoochee Wattle Snake chasing that other snake with the huge backside? Well....Unfortunately, the Willacoochee has no idea that its reproductive organ is so small that it cant even penetrate the female. Its very sad Willie.

Willacoochee Wattle Snake by Milk Snake April 24, 2014

willawonks 

A British term that is synonymous to "groceries."

I am going to the store to get some willawonks to make dinner.

willawonks by neodreamer55 January 27, 2009

Willnot

A little round ball of shit (and/or bumwad) stuck in the hair of the crack of your ass and WILLNOT come out.

I gotta trim the hair in my ass crack 'cuz I keep gettin willnots. I really had to reef on 'em last time I wiped my butt, they were so tangled up.

Willnot by jimco December 28, 2005

Willany

Willany knows how to hustle . She is very creative and can make anything out of nothing. She is extremely intelligent and beautiful. And you'll soon find out that she had a dark sense of humor. Willany is unique, one of a kind, and original. (She's probably the only one with her name)

Willany is amazing.

Willany by Willany'sbigsister May 16, 2018

Willnot

n:A small, usually compact, clump of shit that willnot depart itself from your asshole.

"How was your day today?"

Willnot by Will April 7, 2003