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1.
a jackass on horseback who cannot pronounce the word Diabetes correctly.
wilford brimley is on the damn TV again.. why is he riding a horse for an insulin commercial?
by OneBetter May 21, 2006
 
8.
to stuff a girl's vagina with piping hot quaker oats and then porky piggin' that shit.
me: "dude i had breakfast with your sister yesterday"

you: "yeah?"

me: "yeah, i gave her a wilford brimley."
by erik f. neumann December 27, 2007
 
9.
When a girl makes a guy unkowningly go down on her whilst she has a yeast infection. The key is that the guy is unaware.
I pulled a Wilford Brimley on that guy last night.
by Interns August 06, 2003