Widow I'd Like to Fuck. A recently widowed man or woman who is so hot you find yourself thinking, "Man, that is a widow I'd like to fuck."
At the funeral of a childhood friend while his wife is hanging on to you, crying with a broken heart's desperation with mad gesticulation and gyrations, all you can think is, "I hope I don't sport wood because this is a WILF."
#milf #bastard #heartless fuck #sport wood #w.i.l.f. #w.i.l.f
by Chesai August 23, 2006
Top Definition
Wife I would like to fuck.
Look over at that wilf in Wal-Mart.
by coppertop December 13, 2003
"Wife I'd Like (to) Fuck"
A married women with no kids who you'd like to fuck.

"DAMN that's one hot piece of ass!" said Kohl

"Ya man, she's a WILF!" Reilly replied
#milf #sex #bitch #fuck #hot
by reiles January 03, 2009
A Canadian five dollar bill. Also known as a Wilfy.
"Hey! You owe me a Wilf, eh?"
"How much is that poutine, friend?" "It's a Wilf."
#loonie #toonie #prime minister #wilfred laurier #canada
by Sknarts November 29, 2011
Woman
I'd
Like (to)
Fuck
Daaaaaaaaaaamn, she sure is a wilf!
by Wilf November 28, 2003
Werewolf I'd Like to Fuck, or simply Wolf I'd Like to Fuck.

Referring to Jacob Black from Twilight and The Twilight Saga: New Moon.
"When that hottie with the body Jacob Black turned into a werewolf, I almost had an orgasm sitting in the movie theater. I would so tap that wilf."
#j #a #c #o #b
by screwmehard November 21, 2009
Wear 'em out Wilf an old Comic-book character (Whizzer) that used to destroy and break anything and everything he came into contact with

Used as a nickname for clumsy people
Wear 'em out Wilf/Wilfred/Wilfy

He's only gone and Wilfed his trousers again

How come he keeps smashing things? hes such a Wilf

Wilf is a walking disaster area
#wilf #wilfy #wilfling #wilfred #wear #'em #them #out #burning blade
by Only1Wilf July 10, 2011
Walrus i'd like to fuck
man look at all those wilfs
#oxnard #wilf #walrus #fuck #beach
by wilfmister September 30, 2010
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