| 1. | Wild Horses could not... | ||
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This negative idiom refers to the medieval torture of using horses to stretch a prisoner and thereby force a confession. Wild horses could not... stop me from leaving California.
Wild horses could not... get Hank to take off Brock's old jacket. |
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| 2. | William and Mary | ||
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Four years of college without the "college experience". Diversity and sense of humor, zero. Lots of girls though. Unfortunately, the odds are good but the goods are odd. These poor moles live in the library and are burly, ill kept, and generally like horses better than men. Those that are half decent pay for friends and social lives in the tragic greek system where the guys have access to these girls because they also pay to join the polo army. The teachers care enough to keep their grading curves even, and thanks to the huge nerd factor that really impedes the social lives of those who frequent the schools three delis "crappy restaurants by day" "crappy bars by night". If you say hi to a mole"ish" stranger on the way to class, theyre likely to glare you down or cry rape because they are smart and a huge wuss and arent willing to take that "chance" that you're a predator. Take the ten lamest kids form high school, multiply by 1000, and put them in colonial williamsburg. At william and mary, if given the option between keg party and wine bar, they choose quiet coffee house with a classic book, some flavored coffee, and an edgy pair of reading glasses, claiming they could be wild but why not be unique and tastefully unpredictable. And should you happen to stumble in drunk looking for a pee stop with your hookup, they glare at you or cry rape because they're so smart they know whats about to happen.
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| 3. | Love | ||
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Partially mental, partially physical. An attraction so strong, it seems that even time itself could not stop it. Although humans aren't meant to mate for life, Love will find a way to keep a couple together for life. Love is a many splendid thing; love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love. - Moulin Rouge
Strong, like a mother holds her child. Free as horses running wild. Real as a prayer on a lonely night. Sure as the ocean tide. Oh love, oh love. Oh the many colors that you're made of. You heal, you bleed. You're the simple truth and you're the biggest mystery. - Oh Love, by Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood |
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| 4. | Caution | ||
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This is not caution. I am a university professor. It is not a particularly cautious act/behavior to write vaguely disgusting and diachronic definitions of angels, wolves and migration on a public dictionary site that anyone could read. I like writing my autobiography in the form of Urban Dictionary definitions. This is not, as I said, caution. Writing intensely personal definitions of futurity, modernity, you name it, on a public dictionary site that you will have no access to once you press send. To do this without caution.
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| 5. | Lone Ranger | ||
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Alias JOHN REID. A former Texas Ranger falsely convicted of a crime he didn't commit, now roams the Wild West righting wrongs (for FREE) and leaving a Silver Bullet as a souvenir for those whom he has helped. He is aided by his trusty friend Tonto (a native American). The Lone Ranger's horse is a pure white stallion named "Silver". And Tonto has a patchy looking horse named "Scout".
John Reid in a GrandUncle of Brit Reid, The Green Hornet. "Okay, uh, I'm new at this, but, uh, I'm The Lone Ranger, I enjoy listening to Bob Seger, and, for some reason, werewolves never bother me. I'm kind of shy and cautious. I admit I am wearing a mask right now, but, if things start looking like they might get serious, I guess I could take it off."
"I hope you don't mind Tonto, or the horses, they are ALWAYS with me. I hope that won't be a problem. Do you like 3in1? Tonto and Silver and I use that a lot. Just ask Scout! Just kidding, I mean, it's not like he's Mr. Ed or something! "Mr. ED", is that term politically incorrect now? Sorry if it is. Well, I hope you write back soon. And PLEASE feed the pigeon, okay? TLR |
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| 6. | William Shakespeare | ||
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A man from history that wrote plays pomes and other things that you can barly understand and half the words sound made up. The Tragedy of Macbeth
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by William Shakespeare ACT I SCENE I. A desert place. Thunder and lightning. Enter three Witches First Witch When shall we three meet again In thunder, lightning, or in rain? Second Witch When the hurlyburly's done, When the battle's lost and won. Third Witch That will be ere the set of sun. First Witch Where the place? Second Witch Upon the heath. Third Witch There to meet with Macbeth. First Witch I come, Graymalkin! Second Witch Paddock calls. Third Witch Anon. ALL Fair is foul, and foul is fair: Hover through the fog and filthy air. Exeunt SCENE II. A camp near Forres. Alarum within. Enter DUNCAN, MALCOLM, DONALBAIN, LENNOX, with Attendants, meeting a bleeding Sergeant DUNCAN What bloody man is that? He can report, As seemeth by his plight, of the revolt The newest state. MALCOLM This is the sergeant Who like a good and hardy soldier fought 'Gainst my captivity. Hail, brave friend! Say to the king the knowledge of the broil As thou didst leave it. Sergeant Doubtful it stood; As two spent swimmers, that do cling together And choke their art. The merciless Macdonwald-- Worthy to be a rebel, for to that The multiplying villanies of nature Do swarm upon him--from the western isles Of kerns and gallowglasses is supplied; And fortune, on his damned quarrel smiling, Show'd like a rebel's whore: but all's too weak: For brave Macbeth--well he deserves tha... |
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| 7. | god | ||
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apparently the greatest mass murderer in all human history, the most contradictory person ever, created all things and humans equal yet says that women were next to nothing same with slaves. also sided with the isreals more than anything and had them kill millions. People say that hitler and hussein were the most evil ppl ever yet we worship the most tyrannical and murderous thing ever. but im sure he had a good reason for it. its kinda weird tho how its wat god says is alright but today its considered wrong. Note: In the Bible, words having to do with killing significantly outnumber words having to do with love.
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GE 3:1-7, 22-24 God allows Adam and Eve to be deceived by the Serpent (the craftiest of all of God's wild creatures). They eat of the "Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil," thereby incurring death for themselves and all of mankind for ever after. God prevents them from regaining eternal life, by placing a guard around the "Tree of Eternal Life." (Note: God could have done the same for the "Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil" in the first place and would thereby have prevented the Fall of man, the necessity for Salvation, the Crucifixion of Jesus, etc.) GE 4:2-8 God's arbitrary preference of Abel's offering to that of Cain's provokes Cain to commit the first biblically recorded murder and kill his brother Abel. GE 34:13-29 The Israelites kill Hamor, his son, and all the men of their village, taking as plunder their wealth, cattle, wives and children. GE 6:11-17, 7:11-24 God is unhappy with the wickedness of man and decides to do something about it. He kills every living thing on the face of the earth other than Noah's family and thereby makes himself the greatest mass murderer in history. GE 19:26 God personally sees to it that Lot's wife is turned to a pillar of salt (for having looked behind her while fleeing the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah). GE 38:9 "... whenever he lay with his brother's wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from pr... |
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