Host of television show Man vs. Wild. Bear Grylls is know to be the manliest man to ever walk the planet. He has been known to eat fruit from bear feces and sleep in a carcass. Bear Grylls is definitely the toughest man on earth and is the epitome of greatness and manliness.
Bear Grylls can win a fight with a lion with one leg and no arms.
1. A large wild bear who hath consumed ecstasy pills.
2. Someone who has consumed ecstasy pills and their effects are similar to that of a wild animal or beast.
1. I was walking through the forest with my homies and out of nowhere a giant thizzly bear popped out and tried to kill us.
2. "Did you see Nathan the other night?". "Yeah he was so twacked out he looked like a thizzly bear!"
A total vagina that gets credit for work that he doesn't do. He is the host of Man vs. Wild. Bear walks around places trying to teach people how to survive. He often times goes and sleeps at hotels instead of the harsh environment that he is in. He was caught when a fake bear was used on his show, along with some other fake animals. Bear gets way too much credit. He has professional survivalists helping him along the way, and most of the stunts he does are staged. Many stupid people believe he is the best because they do not realize how much of a fake he really is.
"Dude, I wanna camp, but I don't want to sleep outside."
"Well thats ok you vagina, Bear Grylls never sleeps outside! Follow his example and go to a hotel!"
1) A wild bear, spotted only rarely on the coasts of beautiful beaches. Despite it's menacing name, it's known to be one of the cuddliest and friendliest of bears.
But beware, if hit with a craving for cupcakes, you're shit out of luck.
2) A common pet name for Bekahs, if you have half a brain to realize how cute she is. She'll blow your mind like a bear will rip off your face. Therefore, Bekah Bear.
Again, beware of cupcake cravings. There be no wrath like that of a hungry bekah bear.
Person 1: Is that a Bekah bear on that beach?
Person 2: Yea, it is... wait... what's that smell? IS THAT CUPCAKES?
Person 1: OH LORD, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US.
Person 2: I don't want to die! *sob*
Person 1: Gosh I love my Bekah Bear.
Bekah bear: I saw a cupcake commercial.
Person 1: *no longer there*
A person who was so drunk off their ass the night before, that their face resembles a wild bear.
The morning after getting drunk with his friends, Jimmy fled to the woods to start his new life as a scummy bear.
When someone starts dating, and immediatly disapears for a couple of months and then once they break up you all of a sudden see that person on the scene again. Just like how a bear hibernates during winter.
Dude, johnny met that girl and snow beared for awhile. Atleast he is back in the wild, and single again.
Wild bears, from polar to grizzly, who frequent the internet by means of natural wifi computers located in Natural Parks found throughout the United States. In response to an increasing number of fatal grizzly accidents throughout North America, park rangers and officials have included broadband and video game port forwarding to their bear-only network, in order to occupy the bears and prevent horrific attacks.
Known bears frequenting the internet include: Yogi, Smokey, Bart, and even Dinkins, the King of Bears.
That internet bear is incapable of rape to spread his genes through the internet, therefore he must solicit online sex from forums.