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n., (WIH-kee-leek) a collaborative process whereby one takes a piss while allowing anonymous others unfettered access to and control of the flow of urine. Frequently produces extremely unreliable results including wildly inaccurate aim, incomplete evacuation, and a general lack of familiarity with the source material. Example 1:
Person A: "God damnit! You sprayed piss all over the bathroom again!" Person B: "Honey, it was beautiful! I helped destroy the oppressive bathroom meritocracy by letting others pee for me, allowing the free market to relish its inexplicable sense of exceptionalism in spite of any individual lack of skill or intelligence. Person A: What a load of horseshit. Person B: No, dear, wikidump is entirely different and won't be available until a subsequent open-source beta. Example 2: Man: "No officer, I wasn't cruising the bathroom, I was taking a wikileak." Police Man: "Sure thing, Senator Craig…" |
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To release information when the owner does not want it released. I'm going to wikileak this information and everyone will know what is really going on.
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a leak of secret information; divulging of secret documents or cables. A wikileak of secret US cables is causing a headache in the USA now.
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a verb used to describe something leaked that no one else should know about. Cara wikileaked on me and now I have to go to the doctor and get q-tipped.
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It's when you do number two on the toilet. Person 1 - Hey where are you going?
Person 2 - I'm going for an wikileak, LMAO. |
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Refers to a leak in a torn or split condom. "The condom split - and there was a wikileak!" - Julian Assange
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When a condom splits opens during intercourse allowing vital fluids to be exchanged between active partners during sex. Especially problematic under Swedish rape law. Julian got into trouble with the Swiss authorities over his WikiLeaks
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Euphemism nurse uses when the cushion on your favourite wicker chair needs changing again. Oh dear, Mrs T, have we had another wikileak?
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