|1.||wiki wiki wasted!|
getting so completely drunk that you run into walls instead of through doors, break shot glasses, piss on a male cheerleaders door mat and apartment door until he and his friends come to beat you up, so you run away with your pants down and fall down a flight of stairs. Usually happens when you stay with your best friend and a hot puerto rican girl in florida.
before the semester started I went to visit Jenny in florida and got wiki wiki wasted! I passed out on the balcony and they drew a penis on my face...