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Somebody who tricks out their Wii and loves to talk about how cool it is. "I hacked my Wii and can turn my TV into a strobe light."
"Keep being a wiitard and watch me punch you in the face." |
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(n) Someone who causes damage or injury to them self, other people, or objects by incorrectly operating the controller of a Nintendo Wii. This included forgetting or underestimating one's surroundings while using wide gestures, over exertion, or the inability to keep a firm grasp on the remote and launching it at high speeds. Billy is such a Wiitard, he pulled a muscle while pitching wildly in WiiSports.
Mandy forgot her family was in the room, acted like a Wiitard and hit her brother in the face. That Wiitard Tommy let go of his Wii remote while flailing wildly and put it through his TV. |
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A person who, despite their many years on the planet, has not mastered the skills needed to maintain a firm grip on something as simple as a remote control, more specifically a wiimote. These greasy-palmed indivuals are mocked for their overzealousness and their utter lack of competence. Thier actions commonly result in property damage and/or injury to the wiitard and others. "There's more reports of people throwing their controller through their TV."
"Can't these wiitards learn how to hold on to a damn controller?" |
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Fanboy: NINTENDO INVENTED INNOVATION AND GAMEPLAY X360 PS3 SUCK
Normal person: Don't these wiitards ever shut up? |
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One who is inept at using the Wii Console John is such a Wiitard, he thinks the sensor inside the TV
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| 5. | WiiTard | ||
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Someone who is so clueless they can't even use the simple remote control for the Nintendo Wii. 2. Someone who is dumb enough to break their TV by throwing a Wiimote or otherwise injuring themselves with said Wii "Aparently theres a rash of cases of people throwing their Wiimotes into their TV screens. Now they're trying to sue nintendo"
"What a bunch of Wiitards |
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A person who is unable to grasp the basic motor skills to play the Wii. Andrea plays Wii tennis like a wiitard.
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