2. An idiot who won't stop making puns on the word Wii.
3. A Phillistine who can't understand how Nintendo could possibly name their system "Wii."
"No way, man! We're all hardcore wiitards here!"
"Or just retards. Brr!"
(2)"Hold my place in line, willya? I have to go w-"
"Yes, I get it. You have to go 'wee.' Very clever, wiitard."
"Does that make you one?"
(3)"It's worldwide marketing, dude! It means 'good' in Japanese, 'yes' in French, 'all of us' in English..."
"Oh, shut up. Don't you know that America is the center of the universe? If it sounds a little silly to our ears, then that automatically makes it a stupid name."
"You're such a wiitard."
Mandy forgot her family was in the room, acted like a Wiitard and hit her brother in the face.
That Wiitard Tommy let go of his Wii remote while flailing wildly and put it through his TV.
2) one who constantly insists on being Player 1 (as opposed to 2, 3, or 4)
Eyes are generally bugging out like they drank a gallon of spoiled green colored Hershey's chocolate syrup when they are playing
"Can't these wiitards learn how to hold on to a damn controller?"
"What a bunch of Wiitards