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Wienerized 

When you rub your wiener all over something.
Eziquio just wienerized the Line 9 (29oz) cooker!!!
Wienerized by Eziquio C. December 1, 2014
weineries. you go to buy weiners.
Tom: Sup girl. Where'd ya get them weiners at?
Bev: I got them at the weineriey ya dumb ute. Ya know weineries. There all the rage in London.
weineries by utedeux December 6, 2009

Winterize 

Winterize is related to sork'd and refers to the business traveller that suffers a self-inflicted sork-ing: meaning that no one is buying or bringing them alcoholic drinks, instead they consume them all on their own and get smashed at a business event. Term originates from the northern activity of pouring chemicals into vehicles and pipes to prepare them for a long winter storage (nap), as "winterizing" typically results in a business traveller sleeping through the next day's meetings as they suffer through the Malaysian Flu.
Erin got winterized last night and is now suffering from the Malaysian Flu
Winterize by Bobby Blackeyes January 18, 2009

winterized

A woman whose tubes have been tied and can no longer become pregnant. Similar to closing a cottage when the pipes are shut off because it will no longer be inhabited.
Hey, you and Kelly already have 5 kids...you thinking about having anymore? No chance, she was winterized last year.
winterized by Daisycutter December 15, 2010

wienertizer 

:/ˈwinər-tī-zər/: A prank or joke, usually performed by children in grades 1-5, in which the target's penis, (hence wiener) is grabbed a shaken around in rough, jerking movements. The wienertizer is traditionally performed on the target while he is seated at a lunch table by a single assailant hidden beneath said table. A classic wienertizer typically involves the collusion of multiple "friends" who distract the victim in order to conceal the sudden disappearance of the assailant from the table.

Frequent performance of the wienertizer is a strong indicator of future homosexuality, while excessive wienertization can lead to serious developmental problems requiring years of therapy to unwind.
Dan (To Mike): Hey Dan, look over there! Is that tucan?
Mike: Huh, what?
(As Mike is distracted, Brian creeps under the table)
Mike: AAAARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
Dan: OOOHhhhh, Brian gave you a wienertizer!
The internet connection on the Wii, also going online, playing online, or otherwise being online on your Wii, is connecting to the Wiinernet.
Hey! i wanna Pwn some N00bz on Guitar hero, jack this shit in to the WiiNernet!
WiiNernet by Dfghio December 20, 2008