Winterize is related to sork'd and refers to the business traveller that suffers a self-inflicted sork-ing: meaning that no one is buying or bringing them alcoholic drinks, instead they consume them all on their own and get smashed at a business event. Term originates from the northern activity of pouring chemicals into vehicles and pipes to prepare them for a long winter storage (nap), as "winterizing" typically results in a business traveller sleeping through the next day's meetings as they suffer through the Malaysian Flu.
Erin got winterized last night and is now suffering from the Malaysian Flu
A woman whose tubes have been tied and can no longer become pregnant. Similar to closing a cottage when the pipes are shut off because it will no longer be inhabited.
Hey, you and Kellyalready have 5 kids...you thinking about having anymore? No chance, she was winterized last year.
:/ˈwinər-tī-zər/: A prank or joke, usually performed by children in grades 1-5, in which the target's penis, (hence wiener) is grabbed a shaken around in rough, jerking movements. The wienertizer is traditionally performed on the target while he is seated at a lunch table by a single assailant hidden beneath said table. A classic wienertizer typically involves the collusion of multiple "friends" who distract the victim in order to conceal the sudden disappearance of the assailant from the table.
Frequent performance of the wienertizer is a strong indicator of future homosexuality, while excessive wienertization can lead to serious developmental problems requiring years of therapy to unwind.
Dan (To Mike): Hey Dan, look over there! Is that tucan?
Mike: Huh, what?
(As Mike is distracted, Brian creeps under the table)
Mike: AAAARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
Dan: OOOHhhhh, Brian gave you a wienertizer!