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Gage Waight 

really enjoys en"gage"ing in sexual acts with men
male: hey gage waight! let's hook up!
Gage Waight by boomer brown May 18, 2021

Dead Weight 

Nero, one of the main protagonists of the Devil May Cry franchise.
"Nero go! You're just dead weight!" -Dante
Dead Weight by Devan Fargille March 27, 2019

Worth the Weight

A joke about the heavy founder of Valve, Gabe Newell, a game developer that creates great games but is terribly slow. (See Valve Time) It stems from Gabe himself saying that a certain game will be "Worth the wait" when it comes out.
It created a Youtube craze, just look it up on there.
Person 1: Half-Life 3 is taking an awfully long time to be released, and Gabe has no news...
Person 2: Hopefully it will be worth the weight!

Rick Wright 

Keyboardist from the legendary progressive rock band, Pink Floyd. He was gifted with talent. Often mistaken for having similar facial features like a kitten.
Guy- "Hey it's Rick Wright!"
Girl- "Who?"
Guy- "Member from the rock band Pink Floyd."
Girl- "Oh yeah! That guy that looks like a cat."
Guy- "What??"

Wright's Law 

On social media, no matter the subject of the original post, as the number of responses increases, the probability of someone bringing up Trump for literally no reason approaches 100%

(Alternately known as Wright's Corollary to Godwin's Law)

Coined by author and blogger of Stonekettle Station Jim Wright on 3/18/21
"I'm excited about seeing family this holiday!"

"Best of all, we won't have to stress about Trump over the holidays this year!"

"Now, why'd you have to go and invoke Wright's Law like that? We're trying to NOT mention the former guy, remember?"
Wright's Law by Missykender March 19, 2021

dead weight 

A person who just takes up space and has nothing to really offer any of his or her peers. Someone who is just not a team player and may even be considered a brick wall to some.
Eric is just dead weight. He brings nothing to the table in our friendship
dead weight by bum rodgers April 14, 2014