The official and unusual name for the Nintendo Revolution. Pronounced "we", it opens up many marketing posibilitys like:
"Do you Wii? We Wii"
"Wii will own you"
"Wii want it"
"I gotta take a Wii"
"Wii Will Wii Will Rock you"
"Wii Will, Wii Will.....fail in the u.s."
And my personal favorite:
"When we thought of the name, we were smoking Wiid"
Watch my Nintendo Wii cause I gotta take a wee.
"It seems to me that all they did was take the namesake of nintendo wifi and dropped the f and thought... shit.. that'll work.."
A smart move made by a marketer in order to associate the wii with normal everyday teen life.
To make such a word, you first have to take something which relates to teens, say... you use the word "reflexes" for instance. Then you take said word and redefine it into "wii-flexes" and of course you write something positive about the word aswell like "Ungodly reflexes possessed by a wii-player" and there you go!
Now you have a new and kewl word which is likely to be picked up for a bit by all the players of the wii console and redistributed since it's now a fad. Also, you now also have a free advertising channel in the urbandictionary aswell.
dude1: what the hell are all these idiotic "wii" words for?
dude2: I dunno, beats me.
*marketer2 from the word wii-kend strolls by*
Marketer2: Hello, this is a Wii-lly FANTASTIC day guys! take a Wii stroll out and enjoy the sunshine, it's Wii-kked!
*both dudes look at him like he's crazy*
Marketer2: whaat? you don't like my wii-ral advertising campaign? it's the best! and FREE!
*both dude1 and dude2 simultaneously pull out guns and shoot the moronic marketer2 dead on the spot*
Dude1: yeah, so.. uhm, wanna play some Wii at my place?
Dude2: sure, but please don't use any more stupid Wii words alright?
Losing your Wii.more...
1. Usually it is becuase you or one of your wiim breaks it.
This can be done by:
A. Hitting it with a wiimote after the strap breaks.
B. Tripping over, and falling on, it.
C. Knocking it over in an over zealous game when it's in the up-right position.
D. Throwing it out the window in anger of it giving you Wiibow only agravting the injury more.
E. Attempting to insert bologna inted of a WiiD.
2. You can also be wiitowed by having to give it to someone else.
This can be done by:
A. Betting it in a game. (Usually betting on a game on Wii Sports that you're positive you've mastered, but lose because you've rather been hurt or the other person has hustled you into thinking that you're better.)
B. Offering it to your girlfriend when you forget her birthday. (This is often because you'll think she'll say, "No, that's okay." but instead she takes it and sells it on Wiibay or gives it to a young male relative).
C. The cops come and wiiposess