| 1. | Wii-ral Advertising | ||
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A smart move made by a marketer in order to associate the wii with normal everyday teen life.
To make such a word, you first have to take something which relates to teens, say... you use the word "reflexes" for instance. Then you take said word and redefine it into "wii-flexes" and of course you write something positive about the word aswell like "Ungodly reflexes possessed by a wii-player" and there you go! Now you have a new and kewl word which is likely to be picked up for a bit by all the players of the wii console and redistributed since it's now a fad. Also, you now also have a free advertising channel in the urbandictionary aswell. dude1: what the hell are all these idiotic "wii" words for?
dude2: I dunno, beats me. *marketer2 from the word wii-kend strolls by* Marketer2: Hello, this is a Wii-lly FANTASTIC day guys! take a Wii stroll out and enjoy the sunshine, it's Wii-kked! *both dudes look at him like he's crazy* Marketer2: whaat? you don't like my wii-ral advertising campaign? it's the best! and FREE! *both dude1 and dude2 simultaneously pull out guns and shoot the moronic marketer2 dead on the spot* Dude1: yeah, so.. uhm, wanna play some Wii at my place? Dude2: sure, but please don't use any more stupid Wii words alright? |
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| 2. | Wiinis | ||
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A Wii gamer's virtual penis size based on his or her feats and accomplishments on the Nintendo Wii.
A player's wiinis size can also be carried over from gamecubenis, sixty-fournis, snesnis, and nesnis sizes. Also, anyone with a wiinis scoffs at anyone with a P.S.threenis or a three-sixtenis. Greg- Did you hear what Claudia did?
Anthony- Ya dude! I heard she beat Zelda in 1 hour! Greg- She did? I didn't even know that! She also invited WiiMaster3000 over to her house and totally owned him in Red Steel's 2 player mode! Anthony- Woah! She must have the biggest wiinis ever! **WiiMaster3000 walks in** WiiMaster3000- Shut up guys you know my wiinis is way bigger than Claudia's! Greg- Compared to Claudia, all you've got is a tiny P.S.threenis! |
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