| 1. | wii nerd | ||
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a persome who would rather play nintendo wii than go outside. a person who is excited about a new wii game coing out. a person uasully female, who get the wii fit instead of going to a gym hey man wanna go play soccer
no im just gonna stay in the house and try to beat the new marion bros. dude you are such a wii nerd |
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| 2. | Wiizercising | ||
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The act of trying to use your Wii Fit got get your overweight ass off the couch to exercise. Woman 1: I had the toughest workout this morning
Woman 2: What gym are you a member of. Woman 1: No gym I was at home Wiizercising in the living room. |
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| 3. | WiiFitting | ||
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Working out on the Nintendo WiiFit. "Blimey! Jon's lost weight! He joined the Gym?"
"No he's just been WiiFitting!" |
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| 4. | mouselifter | ||
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A guy whose muscles, due to a lack of sports are reduced to lifting and shifting the mouse on their desktop. A lot of these people who take part in voluntary atrophy can be found in IT-businesses.A mouselifter sits in fornt of his computer all day instead of popping into a gym every once and while.Instead of heavylifting and bench-pressing, some mouselifters claim to have recently found the ultimate way of working out: The Wii...sorry but that pussy-device is fucking ridculous. Move your butt to the nearest gym and grab some weights! cool guy: Yo homie so what's your bench-press max?
mouselifter: ahhh well you know...i really have no time for that...work and the new GTA Vice City keep me way too busy. cool guy: Oh yea, so you're the mouselifter kinda guy. |
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| 5. | personal trainer | ||
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the one at the gym that can bench press 5000 lbs and expects you to do the same even though you never lifted anything heavier than a wii controler. she stands over you yelling "one more! come on you whimpy little wuss! quit crying and lift that! it's only 5 lbs!" You thought you wanted to get into shape but she is making your life an achey hell and now you're so sore it hurts to breathe! she also wants you to run for half an hour and you can't even run from the sofa to the fridge without wheezing because of smoking 5 packs a day and drinking a 12 pack of BudLite for each meal. "I really want to meet you on xbox live but I can't get up and turn it on cuz my personal trainer worked me over really good 3 days ago. I almost couldn't pick up the phone to answer your call I hurt so bad! Hey, buy the way, can you come over for a bit with some BudLite and feed me cuz I can't make it into the kitchen I hurt so bad."
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| 6. | small town celebrity | ||
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A member of a group of people that hang out with people that meet their criteria for being worthy to befriend. Said people drop out of sports after freshman year, think that sparks is hardxcore alcohol, use one person of the group because they have their license, talk shit about one another behind the other persons back,do whatever is best for them and don't care about anyone else,think that they are strong and can fight apparently when they haven't hit the gym since freshman football season. Many members of this elite group smoke cigarettes, swindle clothes off of people, steal stuff and deny it,come to basketball tryouts for 2 days and make a big deal out of it and then you don't see them at basketball ever again because they blame it on "having too much going on." I know smokings cigarettes is hard and so is driving around at night waisting your parents hard earned money on that gas card to fuel the Jeep Cherokee that mommy bought for them. These people may think they are upper class because their parents might have a little money so they think that they are popular and people like them when these people have no common sense about anything at all. Constantly say things like " ay yo brah we gonna drink some sparks and some icehouse tonight or what?" " doz n e 1 have a house that wii kan uze 2 "party" at.
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" idk ill check to see whats goin on tonight with my people." These people believe that they are alcoholics and have life hard. They attract attention by talking ... |
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| 7. | Gishy | ||
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Adjective describing an object with properties that can be attributed to "gish". That is so gishy.
He's one Hell of a gishy boy. |
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