100's of cd's in their cars - all hip hop without fail. Many times tey are semi-closeted wigga's; Their parents dont see the wigga in full bloom. They get those great gangsta accents AWAY from mom and Dad. " I got me sum binness wit a cupo phat home-girls , fittin ta get bizzy"
Lets not forgot those Bedroom slipper like Basketball slides always worn with dress socks. Normal girls they can never get. No-way No How. Black girls usually not. But wait! Yes , there is a female version of a Wigga!!! Gangsta chicks. mostly trampy little white ho's from the wrong side of the tracks. Of course being closeted little wigga's they cant bring a tramp back to Mommy and Daddy in the Burbs so they never really have a real girlfriend. There kind of locked in a middle school phase as far as dating. Maybe meet them at the mall or burger king or skate rink.
Say a little Prayer for the Wigga and light a candle that your kids dont wig out.....
Often characterized by his car, or "whip": usually an econobox modified with at least twice the car's book value in non-power producing modifications or an SUV with at least 5500 lbs. of curb weight. Traditional trucks can also qualify here, depending on locale (southern states' percentages are higher). All vehicles are also mandated to have at least 19" chrome alloy wheels, regardless of make. The typical wigger is also characterized by a strong desire to adorn gold jewlery (especially heavy gold chains) and athletic warm up suits. All equipment and clothing will be paid for by the parents of the individual in question, or the parents of said individual's "shorty" through the use of said shorty's credit cards.
A general disposition of "hard" will be displayed among other wiggers and to kids around their neighbohood (usually labelled a 'subdivision' or 'gated community' due to its mass produced housing develoment origins). This disposition will immediately be dropped and replaced by a more typical "white boy" disposition when in the presence of actual African Americans ( with exceptions: Those whose origins trace to the suburbs being the most prominant.).
Typical Suburban White Girl: "Didn't you get that Do-rag at Hot topic?"
Wigger: "Yeah, well.. you know how we do!"
"No beef, man, no beef!"
Normal Person: What?
Wigger: Yo Nigga Be it up to My omiez down frum da westside of da bronx Brutha Know whaddym Sayin
Normal Person: Learn to speak english
Wigger: whaddu yooz talkin bout niggah, diz iz inglish innit?
Normal Person: No, Thats oompaloompaish or whatever foreign language you speak
-"yo step off son get out of ma grill i'm'a bust a cap in yo ass fool dont make me get ma dawgs on yo ass, its about to get bloody in in here, i'll get ma shawty to sit on yo ass with her ghettttto bootay!"
-"yo dawg y u frontin?"