Wigger #1: Ayo homie? Wuhssgooodd my nigguh?
Wigger #2: Nothing homeboy. My mom be all up in my grill cuz we only made 300 g's this year sonn...So I done told her, "don't be hatin' biatch. start participatin'" Yah feel me boi?
Wigger #1: Oh werd? Iss aiite tho. My family ain't making that much either...only got 350 g's this year. And i only got a 72 inch flat widescreen in mah b-room nah im sayin?
Wigger #2: Yeah fo sho. But we from the ghetto nah im sayin son?
Wigger #1: Fo sho nigguh. Southside Beverly Hills represent!!
Wigger #2: For shizzle my nizzle. We be up in the hizzle of southsizzle of Beverly Hizzle!!
Wigger #1: Werd up! Da BHF (gang of wiggers in Beverly Hills. Known as the Beverly Hills Family) gon' fuk up anyone who got chedda wid us son!
Wigger #2: FO SHO!! We gon cap some fools wid our gats my nigguh! (refers to their BB guns and water guns at their house.) Aiite homedawg. Im out aiite?? Peace out cubscout.
Wigger #1: Aiite son. Later skater!
Example of a "freestyle" - from an actual freestyle of a white kid from NVD in NJ.
White Kid: "Yo, yo, yo...what's that thing I see in your pocket? Is that your cock hanging out of your socket?"
Other White Kids: "OOOH DISSED!!"
Me: "Wow you guys are fucken homo...Go suck a dick, cuz u guys are fucken pricks. Oh that rhymed. Well i owned you all then you faggots.
Often characterized by his car, or "whip": usually an econobox modified with at least twice the car's book value in non-power producing modifications or an SUV with at least 5500 lbs. of curb weight. Traditional trucks can also qualify here, depending on locale (southern states' percentages are higher). All vehicles are also mandated to have at least 19" chrome alloy wheels, regardless of make. The typical wigger is also characterized by a strong desire to adorn gold jewlery (especially heavy gold chains) and athletic warm up suits. All equipment and clothing will be paid for by the parents of the individual in question, or the parents of said individual's "shorty" through the use of said shorty's credit cards.
A general disposition of "hard" will be displayed among other wiggers and to kids around their neighbohood (usually labelled a 'subdivision' or 'gated community' due to its mass produced housing develoment origins). This disposition will immediately be dropped and replaced by a more typical "white boy" disposition when in the presence of actual African Americans ( with exceptions: Those whose origins trace to the suburbs being the most prominant.).
Typical Suburban White Girl: "Didn't you get that Do-rag at Hot topic?"
Wigger: "Yeah, well.. you know how we do!"
"No beef, man, no beef!"
Normal Person: What?
Wigger: Yo Nigga Be it up to My omiez down frum da westside of da bronx Brutha Know whaddym Sayin
Normal Person: Learn to speak english
Wigger: whaddu yooz talkin bout niggah, diz iz inglish innit?
Normal Person: No, Thats oompaloompaish or whatever foreign language you speak
-"yo step off son get out of ma grill i'm'a bust a cap in yo ass fool dont make me get ma dawgs on yo ass, its about to get bloody in in here, i'll get ma shawty to sit on yo ass with her ghettttto bootay!"
-"yo dawg y u frontin?"