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50.
a reallie good friend.
when two girls arnt reallie best friends but reallie good true friends and they cant think of a cute little nick name to use thats not best friends. They become wifeys.
Ashbo you are my wifey fo lifey =]].
by crittle September 08, 2007
 
51.
Wifey- adjective for NAIVE, DUMB,STUPID, girl who has no mind of her own and is only good for serving the needs of her "HUBBY"

The wifey hands him over her paycheck, while he spends it on drinking with his boys and hitting up the clubs. While wifey, ever the housewife, sits at home blowing up his phone in between either breastfeeding, doing the dishes, or watching TV.

The wifey is hella proud. She thinks everyone wants to be in her position and must brag about it on every social networking site ever. EXAMPLE: "Tomas's Wifey" "Wifey Material" When her man lets her out of the cage and let her go out she has to cling to him insecurely and PDAs are a must! "Just so dem bitches know who the "wifey" is." Too bad the smart females are laughing at what a dumb lil girl she really is!

The wifey rarely lives out her dreams because unlike the smart Down Females she thinks being wifey is a fulltime job. She cuffed(another word for imprisonment) and pops out a few kids. She doesnt have friends because none of them compare to getting d*ck everynight & buying his clothes, paying his bills, and jumping to his other needs. The wifey will later regret this when she realizes shes working the same shitty retail job as she was in highschool and has no real friends.

She has to call her man when she wakes up, goes to make coffee, takes a shoower, breathes, etc. if she doesnt live with him. And girls nights out are strictly or forbiden or "your just like the other hoes" Wifey ever so confident must believe everything he says and her phonebook just gets smaller and she is always lonely

The wifey also believe popping out kids is like playing with barbie dolls so whenever her man brings up the idea the panties fly off and the legs open. Her man usually loves the idea of making the babys but when she starts packing on some pounds he dips to the club at night and strikes up a conversation with a down ass female who could get higher then a 16 on her ACTs.

So girls use your brains and be a down ass female!! Being a wifey is so overrated and you will just get fcuked over when your man realizes you only good for popping out babyS!!
Wifey: Omg Im wifey im prego!! BITCHEZ BE JEALOUS

Smart Females: Hahahhaa jealous of a stretched out p*ssy @ age 18 ?? sureee Wifey whatever make u sleep at nite!
by mizindependant June 15, 2009
 
52.
used to describe the female of a male/female platonic relationship.
jill: "you need to start saving money for college and stop waisting it on such stupid things!"

dan: "i know, i will. stop nagging me all the time."

jill: "i wouldn't have to nag you if you would just listen to me for once!"

ben: "jill, you need to stop acting so wifey sometimes!"

dan: "hey man, she's my best friend, don't talk to her like that!"
by girl7 December 07, 2006
 
53.
An extremely close friend; your 'bitch'; your 'ho'; your best of the best of the BEST friends you have; your claimed favorite person.
You know my best friend, Ginger?! Yea, she's my wifey!

Gabe, you're my wifey.

Paige is MY wifey, BITCH!
by The Sinner November 08, 2006
 
54.
a chick you bagged that your proud of
dude1-yo brah,i bagged this new joint b she's my wifey
dude2-awwh 4real b u smashin b?
dude1-yea 4sure
by wayne teboth August 28, 2007
 
55.
a boy who spoons with another boy then wakes up in the morning and takes a shower with this boy to "conseve water to save the fishies"
steven looked at wifey and said lets save the fishies and take a shower together.
by bwahaha September 06, 2007
 
56.
the real definition of Wifey is a stupid girl. A girl that will let a man walk all over her, talk to her however he wants and come home whenever he wants. A girl that is too stupid to realise that when her "man" says he's out "working", he's really out working other chicks. A wifey isn't a down ass chick, she's a stupid chick, and men can sense that... and who wouldnt want to have a stupid chick at home waiting on the clock for their ass? Women try so hard to be "Wifey" but lets be real... whats the point? Wifey is the one always getting cheated on...all wifey is really good for is cooking, cleaning the house, catering to her "man" and poppin babies out. Men would never wife a strong independant woman. Why? Because she won't take his bullshit... coming home whenever he wants, "working" late... cause a strong woman will do it right back to his ass... and let's face it... men can't handle that... they need a stupid chick.. one that isn't on their level.... so face it wifey's.... don't boost.... sure.. the name is cute and everything... but while you're sitting at home being wifey.... he's cheating with a down ass chick. Nuff Said.
Jermaine : "You chillin with your wifey tonight?"
Lamar : "Naw.. i'm kickin it with my down ass chick tonight"
by akaB January 01, 2008