a term used to describe a mans penis; originating in england.
jon: oh dear i have a problem with my jhon thomas!
at that point the entire restruant was staring at him
it is quite possible that john stamos is the coolest individual to walk the earth. he has it all, from sweet hair to good looks to tight pants. definitely the best character from full house, aka uncle jesse. the "epitomy of coolness", john stamos is the guy every girl wants to date. every guy wants him as their best friend. he knows whats hip, cool, and he teaches DJ, stephanie, and michelle every moral they've ever learned.
john stamos` ex-wifes name is rebecca. my name is rebecca. coincidence? i think not. marry me, john stamos.
john stamos is the hottest guy ever, next to brad pitt.
jeez, look at that guy`s hair. he looks exactly like john stamos. sweet.
Goo Gun; n. The male genitalia, so named for its ability to eject bodily fluids.
Chicho "How did it go last night?"
Joe "I assaulted her with my goo gun!"
The blind organ of masculinity commonly found nestled between a gentlemans thighs that often wakes early in the morning independantly of its owner..
Gravitates towards madams dick-ditch if she should bed down with sir..
The one-eyed-bed-snake was on fine form this morning, but my wife was having none of it so I had to use my hand..
A weird thing, person or situation, a person considered stupid or foolish.
A set of fonts showing pictures instad of letters.
You are a real dingbat.
I was talking to your best friend, he told me your were in on holiday, he is a real dingbat isn't he.
I tried to cash my wifes paycheck, I felt like a dingbat when they refused me because of my sex.
A program started in the 1920's to 1930's to support women who's job was to stay home and take care of the kids and run the house. Women were not allowed or encouraged to work, and as so, were unable to support themselves after a divorce. Somehow, the program has continued until this day, since the modern woman is apparently still unable to care for herself, or provide for herself. The system is flawed in several ways, the main one being that if the modern day family decides to keep the "mom/honey bunny" at home, the dad must usually find a high paying job or work much overtime to make up the missing income from his loving spouse staying at home. Its a good deal the first year as mom has playdates for the kids, dinner on the table, clean house, etc. After the novelty of marrige for the woman has worn off, after about 12 months, The downward spiral begins. Mom stops cooking, spends the day out shopping with friends, banging everyone but their husband, no dinner cooked when the husband gets home, and sure as hell no clean underware in the drawer. Credit card debt starts just to pay the monthly bills, Husband tries to get MORE overtime to keep credit cards from building and that helps for a while. Just want to make honey bunny happy and give her everything she desires...right?! After year #3 the husband starts to think in the back of his mind that they are in trouble, Wifey poo knew after the first year when she started banging the mail man, cable guy, and everyone at the loc...more...
The best fuckin family a guy could ask for. Im "down with the clown" so please lock up ur daughters, wifes, any any animals u have. I didnt see 1 good definition for a juggalo/lette, so i thought id give ppl a different point of view. I love my juggalo friend. i hate u. some people r retarted juggalos who have no clue what the fuck they r talking about, or what kind of image they are sending out. i love them. i hate you. We live and die for eachother, because weve been rejected by every1 else, the juggalos love u cuz u got no1 else, ur family kicked u out, and u have a strange attraction 2 dead bodies and animals. We enjoy the sight of blood and dismembered body parts and we LOVE any1 whos down with the clown... im high on acid and ive been smoking weed... and drinking... im its 4:54am... and i just commited a murder and then fucked some moose in canada eh... so take nothing ive said as fact or fiction. please kill urself
The juggalo/lette #1 Hi, im a juggalo. Please lock up ur daughters, wifes, any any animals u have. and be careful cuz i may murder you for no reason.
The not juggalo #1 Ok.
The juggalo/lette #2. Lets go dig up a body and have sex with it, its way better than having sex with a real person (who isnt a sexy ass ninjalette) because all you need is a blowdryer.
The cow #1 so ur gonna leave me just like that?