an attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
My place is a mess, I need a wife.
To make wifey or one's girlfriend
"I'm a wife that."
"Why you ain't wife that? She's bad yo."
An acronym for Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.
"Wife's an acronym for wash, iron, fuck, etc." - Vakill
Contrary to popular belief WIFE actually means:
and last but not least
She became your wife (ie private biatch)
The person, place, or thing that is in front of you, (at all times), it has nothing to do with marrage between two people.
I'm sitting on my wife right now. (instead of "Im sitting in a chair."
The woman that you trash talk when talking to one's mistress.
My wife is a complete bitch, that's why I went somewhere else.
My wife is a tool that i use on a day t day basis. she washes, cleans, cooks and is good in the bedroom. ;-)