what you call your friends girlfriend to make fun of him for not hanging out.
me: hey man want to go snowboarding tomorrow?
friend: I cant, my car is broke down.
me: you meen the wife wont you? pussy.
by chadsicle January 21, 2005
is another word for girlfriend
I'm gonna go chill with the "wife"
by jayla1989 June 25, 2006
an attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
My place is a mess, I need a wife.
by Eric Darter January 31, 2008
To make wifey or one's girlfriend
"I'm a wife that."
"Why you ain't wife that? She's bad yo."
An acronym for Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.
"Wife's an acronym for wash, iron, fuck, etc." - Vakill
by Da shredder February 08, 2007
Contrary to popular belief WIFE actually means:

and last but not least
She became your wife (ie private biatch)
by sam zyza August 20, 2005
The person, place, or thing that is in front of you, (at all times), it has nothing to do with marrage between two people.

I'm sitting on my wife right now. (instead of "Im sitting in a chair."
by Anthony Wheeler September 27, 2007

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