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36.
is another word for girlfriend
I'm gonna go chill with the "wife"
by jayla1989 June 25, 2006
 
37.
an attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
My place is a mess, I need a wife.
by Eric Darter January 31, 2008
 
38.
(verb)
To make wifey or one's girlfriend
"I'm a wife that."
"Why you ain't wife that? She's bad yo."
 
39.
An acronym for Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.
"Wife's an acronym for wash, iron, fuck, etc." - Vakill
by Da shredder February 08, 2007
 
40.
Contrary to popular belief WIFE actually means:

W-Washing
I-Ironing
F-Food
and last but not least
E-Entertainment
She became your wife (ie private biatch)
by sam zyza August 20, 2005
 
41.
The person, place, or thing that is in front of you, (at all times), it has nothing to do with marrage between two people.

I'm sitting on my wife right now. (instead of "Im sitting in a chair."
by Anthony Wheeler September 27, 2007
 
42.
The woman that you trash talk when talking to one's mistress.
My wife is a complete bitch, that's why I went somewhere else.
by bigMFJoe January 28, 2006