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29.
something that Australia men obtain when they become too lazy to masturbate, and then regret it for the rest of their lives.
Bruce: I'm getting tired of stropping the knob five times a day, it's time I got a wife to do it for me.
by Sheepshagger July 19, 2006
 
30.
A gay that is made to play the female part in a sexual relationship with another gay.
That is the wife always is the one who gets the pecker stuck in his ass.
Jack just made John his wife.
by Deep blue 2012 September 03, 2009
 
31.
Wash, Iron, Fuck, Ect.
Describing the wife's role W.I.F.E
by Princess Kitten Rei December 01, 2007
 
32.
Formally known as Satan, will remove genitals if wed
my wife removed my genitals because she is the devil
by Pakidz December 07, 2006
 
33.
A great idea invented by women to suck the life out of the men they proclaim love for only to, within weeks of marriage, turn into a poisonous paranoid haridan intent on destroying everything about him she was supposed to love, the bastards!
I have a wife, that's me fucked then!
by Fon April 16, 2005
 
34.
W.I.F.E

Washing
Ironing
Feeding
Entertainment
As a wife you follow these guidelines

learn it, live it
by The Real Izzy May 06, 2007
 
35.
what you call your friends girlfriend to make fun of him for not hanging out.
me: hey man want to go snowboarding tomorrow?
friend: I cant, my car is broke down.
me: you meen the wife wont you? pussy.
by chadsicle January 21, 2005