Taker of money and souls...
Steve: Nick just got a wife!
Paul: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! We lost another one!
Steve: Yeah...
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Another word for Satan
From the second my wife walks through the door she looks pissed off and instantly starts bitching at me for everything I do, she must be Satan.

My wife bitches about things she was fine with before we were married but now a few months into it all the sudden I am wrong and a shitbag. That bitch is Satan
by I hate that cunt February 23, 2011

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A beautiful intelligent female with whom husbands enter into a marriage contract. As the years pass the husband will often notice that the wife looks more and more like 'momma' everyday.
"Momma makes good biscuits and you do too darlin'" the husband said to his wife.
by Rxer November 12, 2010

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An extreme hardcore version of a girlfriend.
"I have a wife now."

"Whoa man."
by KuroAmaya December 23, 2013

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Your worst nightmare.
I had a terrible wife tonight, sweated like pig!
by 32121 January 26, 2016

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The reason why:

-You walk around with a collar and leash. See slave

-Half your shit is gone after the divorce. See owned

-Why you stop having sex after the honeymoon.

-Why you get judged for glancing the wrong direction which happens to have a different girl in it than it.
"Stop staring at that other girl! I'm your wife."

"You don't need to get the prenupt. I'll be your wife forever" (O RLY?!?!)

"My wife said she just wasn't in that mood...again..."

"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU STARE AT THAT GIRL AGAIN?!?! IS SHE PRETTIER THAN ME?!?! AM I FAT?!?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!?! AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?! DO YOU HATE ME?!?! MAYBE WE SHOULD GET A DIVORCE!!!!" (I told you)

by Sgt. Sexual Harassment Panda November 18, 2007

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1. The absolute worst thing that can ever happen to a man.
2. A ruthless lie masking a hideous truth.
3. When you are totally and completely fucked out of everything and have to start all over again no matter how loyal, hardworking attentive, or just plain fucking awesome you were while being stabbed in the back.

4. Something no one understands until they have one and then it is too late, all is lost.

5. Another word for "life toilet".
1. Don't do it, omfg no, please, really don't!
2. No really, she gives you blow jobs now but when she is your wife you'll never get a blow job again unless you cheat on her.
3. Dude you got WIFED, just blow your fucking brains out if you have the balls, or be like the rest of us and just pretend to be happy while our hearts, souls, minds and finances are being endlessly and brutally raped.
4. Seriously, you don't get it, trust me you don't want to get because only people in hell (aka husbands) really know.

5. I gave her all of my money, my time, all of my hard work and commitment, and after she made me her dickless, balless snivling little bitch she legally stole all of my money and left home, now she is paying for her boyfriends crack addiction with the child support payments which make up more than half of my paycheck while my kids go without decent clothes.
by TomSax November 11, 2013

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