A Creature you will think you understand, You will test fuck her, marry and have kids only to find out years later that this one does not like sex anymore. You will give her everything, anything and she still wont perform like she did when you were test driving her.
I love my wife, we have been married a long time. She cleans the house, does the laundry and cooks, but she does not fuck anymore. She forgets that before her, I cooked, cleaned and did my own laundry. Fucking was a BIG part of why I chose to marry her.

Sally just got divorced, shes 40, Someone got tired of her crap. She probably was not giving up the pussy properly.

Gina says her husband is not interested in sex. She is hot and good in bed :)
by Master of Kajira July 19, 2013
Top Definition
1. The Good Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.

2. The Bad Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.
My wife's an angel!
You're lucky. Mine's still alive.
by FrankC March 16, 2004
extreme hardcore version of a girlfriend
"Dude, your wife battled an ogre to save your favorite t-shirt? That's extremely hardcore."
by GarytheSnailLovestoMeow June 04, 2009
The beautiful, inteligent, classy and fulfilling companion of a man that is wise enough to notice such qualities. Usually despised and hated on by the baby momma.
I found the woman that completes me, now I call her my wife.
by B-Real February 02, 2004
A prostitute with a life-long contract to a single client.
Winnie was Adolph's wife.
by Killing Kittens March 06, 2005
A woman that a man is married to.
Don't pork her; She's my wife!
by |darc| December 08, 2002
The person that is there for you whenever you need them, the person that makes you want to be better, the person that you love and cherish forever.

(Hint: getting married to a woman you don't love isn't a good idea, don't do it.)
I wish I had a wife instead of a woman I have to constantly put up with.
by zach0301 July 05, 2010
wash, iron, fuck, ect.
Wanted: woman to be wife
by japtastic July 25, 2004

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