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11.
Another word for Satan
From the second my wife walks through the door she looks pissed off and instantly starts bitching at me for everything I do, she must be Satan.

My wife bitches about things she was fine with before we were married but now a few months into it all the sudden I am wrong and a shitbag. That bitch is Satan
by I hate that cunt February 23, 2011
 
1.
1. The Good Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.

2. The Bad Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.
My wife's an angel!
You're lucky. Mine's still alive.
by FrankC March 16, 2004
 
2.
The beautiful, inteligent, classy and fulfilling companion of a man that is wise enough to notice such qualities. Usually despised and hated on by the baby momma.
I found the woman that completes me, now I call her my wife.
by B-Real February 02, 2004
 
3.
extreme hardcore version of a girlfriend
"Dude, your wife battled an ogre to save your favorite t-shirt? That's extremely hardcore."
by GarytheSnailLovestoMeow June 04, 2009
 
4.
A prostitute with a life-long contract to a single client.
Winnie was Adolph's wife.
by Killing Kittens March 06, 2005
 
5.
A woman that a man is married to.
Don't pork her; She's my wife!
by |darc| December 08, 2002
 
6.
w.i.f.e.
wash, iron, fuck, ect.
Wanted: woman to be wife
by japtastic July 25, 2004
 
7.
The person that is there for you whenever you need them, the person that makes you want to be better, the person that you love and cherish forever.

(Hint: getting married to a woman you don't love isn't a good idea, don't do it.)
I wish I had a wife instead of a woman I have to constantly put up with.
by zach0301 July 05, 2010