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verb: when one of your friends gets married to a chick that is pure evil. The most common result of which is never seeing your friend again because his new wife has sucked the marrow of life out of your friendship. Used in anger, general despair, or for humorous effect when all you can do is laugh about the whole situation because it's so retarded.
1. Dude, he totally got wifed!
2. She's got him so wifed, he doesn't know his moose-knuckle from a pimply walnut.
or when marriage becomes a quickly-approaching cloud of doom...
3. She's wifing him, man. It's only a matter of time :(
by colin February 25, 2004
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1.
1. The Good Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.

2. The Bad Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.
My wife's an angel!
You're lucky. Mine's still alive.
by FrankC March 16, 2004
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2.
The beautiful, inteligent, classy and fulfilling companion of a man that is wise enough to notice such qualities. Usually despised and hated on by the baby momma.
I found the woman that completes me, now I call her my wife.
by B-Real February 02, 2004
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3.
A prostitute with a life-long contract to a single client.
Winnie was Adolph's wife.
by Killing Kittens March 06, 2005
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4.
extreme hardcore version of a girlfriend
"Dude, your wife battled an ogre to save your favorite t-shirt? That's extremely hardcore."
by GarytheSnailLovestoMeow June 04, 2009
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5.
A woman that a man is married to.
Don't pork her; She's my wife!
by |darc| December 08, 2002
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6.
w.i.f.e.
wash, iron, fuck, ect.
Wanted: woman to be wife
by japtastic July 25, 2004
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7.
The person that is there for you whenever you need them, the person that makes you want to be better, the person that you love and cherish forever.

(Hint: getting married to a woman you don't love isn't a good idea, don't do it.)
I wish I had a wife instead of a woman I have to constantly put up with.
by zach0301 July 05, 2010
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