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25. wife
verb: when one of your friends gets married to a chick that is pure evil. The most common result of which is never seeing your friend again because his new wife has sucked the marrow of life out of your friendship. Used in anger, general despair, or for humorous effect when all you can do is laugh about the whole situation because it's so retarded.
1. Dude, he totally got wifed!
2. She's got him so wifed, he doesn't know his moose-knuckle from a pimply walnut.
or when marriage becomes a quickly-approaching cloud of doom...
3. She's wifing him, man. It's only a matter of time :(
by colin Feb 25, 2004 add a video
Wife videos
1. wife
1. The Good Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.

2. The Bad Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.
My wife's an angel!
You're lucky. Mine's still alive.
by FrankC Mar 16, 2004 add a video
2. Wife
The beautiful, inteligent, classy and fulfilling companion of a man that is wise enough to notice such qualities. Usually despised and hated on by the baby momma.
I found the woman that completes me, now I call her my wife.
by B-Real Feb 2, 2004 add a video
3. wife
A prostitute with a life-long contract to a single client.
Winnie was Adolph's wife.
by Killing Kittens Mar 6, 2005 add a video
4. wife
extreme hardcore version of a girlfriend
"Dude, your wife battled an ogre to save your favorite t-shirt? That's extremely hardcore."
5. wife
A woman that a man is married to.
Don't pork her; She's my wife!
by |darc| Dec 8, 2002 add a video
6. wife
w.i.f.e.
wash, iron, fuck, ect.
Wanted: woman to be wife
by japtastic Jul 25, 2004 add a video
7. wife
The name of someone that is on a vendetta to make you regret ever choosing her as a partner.
I work a 12 hour day, do chores, and play with the kids, but I still catch hell from the wife when I pop open a can of beer and watch the game.
by D. Arse Jun 26, 2005 add a video
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