Subscribe English
look up any word, like yeet:
 
9.
The reason I drink so much.
My wife likes to nag.
by best definitions ever July 29, 2006
296 222
 
1.
1. The Good Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.

2. The Bad Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.
My wife's an angel!
You're lucky. Mine's still alive.
by FrankC March 16, 2004
2604 437
 
2.
The beautiful, inteligent, classy and fulfilling companion of a man that is wise enough to notice such qualities. Usually despised and hated on by the baby momma.
I found the woman that completes me, now I call her my wife.
by B-Real February 02, 2004
987 471
 
3.
A prostitute with a life-long contract to a single client.
Winnie was Adolph's wife.
by Killing Kittens March 06, 2005
1282 794
 
4.
extreme hardcore version of a girlfriend
"Dude, your wife battled an ogre to save your favorite t-shirt? That's extremely hardcore."
by GarytheSnailLovestoMeow June 04, 2009
720 236
 
5.
A woman that a man is married to.
Don't pork her; She's my wife!
by |darc| December 08, 2002
536 322
 
6.
w.i.f.e.
wash, iron, fuck, ect.
Wanted: woman to be wife
by japtastic July 25, 2004
1122 916
 
7.
The person that is there for you whenever you need them, the person that makes you want to be better, the person that you love and cherish forever.

(Hint: getting married to a woman you don't love isn't a good idea, don't do it.)
I wish I had a wife instead of a woman I have to constantly put up with.
by zach0301 July 05, 2010
200 102