The reason I drink so much.
My wife likes to nag.
1. The Good Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.
2. The Bad Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.
My wife's an angel!
You're lucky. Mine's still alive.
The beautiful, inteligent, classy and fulfilling companion of a man that is wise enough to notice such qualities. Usually despised and hated on by the baby momma
I found the woman that completes me, now I call her my wife.
A prostitute with a life-long contract to a single client.
Winnie was Adolph's wife.
extreme hardcore version of a girlfriend
"Dude, your wife battled an ogre to save your favorite t-shirt? That's extremely hardcore."
A woman that a man is married to.
Don't pork her; She's my wife!
wash, iron, fuck, ect.
Wanted: woman to be wife
The person that is there for you whenever you need them, the person that makes you want to be better, the person that you love and cherish forever.
(Hint: getting married to a woman you don't love isn't a good idea, don't do it.)
I wish I had a wife instead of a woman I have to constantly put up with.