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28.
something that Australia men obtain when they become too lazy to masturbate, and then regret it for the rest of their lives.
Bruce: I'm getting tired of stropping the knob five times a day, it's time I got a wife to do it for me.
by Sheepshagger July 19, 2006
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1.
1. The Good Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.

2. The Bad Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.
My wife's an angel!
You're lucky. Mine's still alive.
by FrankC March 16, 2004
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2.
The beautiful, inteligent, classy and fulfilling companion of a man that is wise enough to notice such qualities. Usually despised and hated on by the baby momma.
I found the woman that completes me, now I call her my wife.
by B-Real February 02, 2004
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3.
A prostitute with a life-long contract to a single client.
Winnie was Adolph's wife.
by Killing Kittens March 06, 2005
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4.
extreme hardcore version of a girlfriend
"Dude, your wife battled an ogre to save your favorite t-shirt? That's extremely hardcore."
by GarytheSnailLovestoMeow June 04, 2009
716 233
 
5.
A woman that a man is married to.
Don't pork her; She's my wife!
by |darc| December 08, 2002
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6.
w.i.f.e.
wash, iron, fuck, ect.
Wanted: woman to be wife
by japtastic July 25, 2004
1121 911
 
7.
The person that is there for you whenever you need them, the person that makes you want to be better, the person that you love and cherish forever.

(Hint: getting married to a woman you don't love isn't a good idea, don't do it.)
I wish I had a wife instead of a woman I have to constantly put up with.
by zach0301 July 05, 2010
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