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Come wif me into the ally where I will show you my peener.
by SeptiK September 07, 2003
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I is wif none uva den me main man Pat Bushnan
by ,,,,,,,,,, March 24, 2007
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Stands for "Work is for suckas". It is the phrase to voice one's own contempt for work yet bitter acceptance as a source of income.
coworker 1: "I have to go in early today to cover someone's shift."
coworker 2: "WIFS!"

friend 1: "Want to go get a cup of coffee?"
friend 2: "I can't, I'm at work."
friend 1: "Really? Why are you working right now?"
friend 2: "Because I've been working this same shift for several years now."
friend 1: "WIFS, man."
by notkasuo June 18, 2008
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Wow I'm Fucked up.Extremely stoned or drunk or both!
Cindy: Hey dude nabil how are you feeling?
Nabil: WIF!
by soulchild420 December 07, 2008
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(W)isconsin (I)nbreed (F)aggot

Anyone from wisconsin knows the term FIB, (fucking illinois bastards). WIF is what people from illinois retort back to them. Being from illinois, you also have the satisfaction of knowing your better than everyone from wisconsin too.
None of these stupid WIF's know how to drive.
by Carl B September 14, 2004
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<IO-> wifs == teh gay
<wifs> mMmm... anal passage...
by io June 19, 2003
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I'm going to the movies with the wif.
by Chucky Von Lucky May 26, 2009
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