Stands for "Work is for suckas". It is the phrase to voice one's own contempt for work yet bitter acceptance as a source of income.
coworker 1: "I have to go in early today to cover someone's shift."
coworker 2: "WIFS!"

friend 1: "Want to go get a cup of coffee?"
friend 2: "I can't, I'm at work."
friend 1: "Really? Why are you working right now?"
friend 2: "Because I've been working this same shift for several years now."
friend 1: "WIFS, man."
by notkasuo June 18, 2008
Top Definition
Come wif me into the ally where I will show you my peener.
by SeptiK September 07, 2003
another way to say with.
I is wif none uva den me main man Pat Bushnan
by ,,,,,,,,,, March 24, 2007
Woman your friend's living with that he's practically married to but isn't officially. Quite possibly with her kids from a previous relationship. Not quite a wife but almost, which is why the e is left off.
I can go out tonight because the wif's taking the kids to the movies.
by The Dags July 28, 2015
Wow I'm Fucked up.Extremely stoned or drunk or both!
Cindy: Hey dude nabil how are you feeling?
Nabil: WIF!
by soulchild420 December 07, 2008
to smell something
<IO-> wifs == teh gay
<wifs> mMmm... anal passage...
by io June 19, 2003
Woman I'm fucking.
I'm going to the movies with the wif.
by Chucky Von Lucky May 26, 2009

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