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Stands for "Work is for suckas". It is the phrase to voice one's own contempt for work yet bitter acceptance as a source of income.
coworker 1: "I have to go in early today to cover someone's shift."
coworker 2: "WIFS!"

friend 1: "Want to go get a cup of coffee?"
friend 2: "I can't, I'm at work."
friend 1: "Really? Why are you working right now?"
friend 2: "Because I've been working this same shift for several years now."
friend 1: "WIFS, man."
by notkasuo June 18, 2008
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Come wif me into the ally where I will show you my peener.
by SeptiK September 07, 2003
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another way to say with.
I is wif none uva den me main man Pat Bushnan
by ,,,,,,,,,, March 24, 2007
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Wow I'm Fucked up.Extremely stoned or drunk or both!
Cindy: Hey dude nabil how are you feeling?
Nabil: WIF!
by soulchild420 December 07, 2008
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Woman I'm fucking.
I'm going to the movies with the wif.
by Chucky Von Lucky May 26, 2009
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to smell something
<IO-> wifs == teh gay
<wifs> mMmm... anal passage...
by io June 19, 2003
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Means good and bad or at the same time, or anything for that matter. Wif could me shit or happy. You can tell what someone is talking about because of the tone in which it is said.
Wif can be used as any word in any sentance.

A: How are you today?
B: Very wif
A: That good to wif

And almost every word in this sentance

A: I wiffed my wif so wif that it can't wif.
by Rag P Trayberg November 11, 2004
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