coworker 2: "WIFS!"
friend 1: "Want to go get a cup of coffee?"
friend 2: "I can't, I'm at work."
friend 1: "Really? Why are you working right now?"
friend 2: "Because I've been working this same shift for several years now."
friend 1: "WIFS, man."
A: How are you today?
B: Very wif
A: That good to wif
And almost every word in this sentance
A: I wiffed my wif so wif that it can't wif.