| 50. | QQ more noob | ||
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An online term used on video game threads to tell someone to quit the game they are complaining about, because they are stupid or unskilled. Originated from the RTS Warcraft, where pressing alt-QQ would immediately quit the game if they were getting pwned. Unfortunately, some people mistake it for "cry more noob" because supposedly QQ resembles a crying face. Noob: OMG PLEAse take oUt this gun it iS SOOOO overpowerd
Poster: QQ more noob. It is not overpowered, you just suck. Maybe that's why you keep getting pwned by it. |
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| 51. | perve ball | ||
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Perve ball A one liner that occurs out of nowhere during a seemingly innocent conversation between two people that can either freak out the one that got hit by the ball in a negative way or leave them totally confused and amazed and wanting more. This can occur in person, but seems to occur most often in personal messages on facebook by lame asses that could never have the BALLS to express themselves in real life either way. Curve ball scary: Tony: Hey Sue, so nice that u friended me. How are you? Sue: I have a really great job that I love. Life is good. Tony: So happy to hear that you are happy. Remember those days in college? Sue: Yep, sure do! Tony: I sure wish you would come over and suck my dick. Sue: Deletes Tony immediately and wonders what she did wrong to get hit by this curve ball. Curve ball confused and amazed and wanting more: Tony: Hey Sue, so nice that u friended me. How are you? Sue: I have a really great job that I love. Life is good. Tony: So happy to hear that you are happy. Remember those days in college? Sue: Yep, sure do! To be totally honest, I am married to a rich dude that makes me miserable. Damn, why didn’t we get together? I would love to suck you dick! Tony: Does not know what to do with this perve ball… Curve ball scary:
Tony: Hey Sue, so nice that u friended me. How are you? Sue: I have a really great job that I love. Life is good. Tony: So happy to hear that you are happy. Remember those days in college? Sue: Yep, sure do! Tony: I sure wish you would come over and suck my dick. Sue: Deletes Tony immediately and wonders what she did wrong to get hit by this curve ball. Curve ball confused and amazed and wanting more: Tony: Hey Sue, so nice that u friended me. How are you? Sue: I have a really great job that I love. Life is good. Tony: So happy to hear that you are happy. Remember those days in college? Sue: Yep, sure do! To be totally honest, I am married to a rich dude that makes me miserable. Damn, why didn’t we get together? I would love to suck you dick! Tony: Does not know what to do with this perve ball… |
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| 52. | Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is | ||
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An expression that a dominant person says to a weak person; especially when it comes to a challenge. The expression was actually more of an insult than an intended joke made toward another person. The expression "Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is" was used by a very dominant person or a bully to insult a weaker person.
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| 53. | sack-a-assholes | ||
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generally, sack-a-assholes are male. typically Only MEN are infected with the growing epidemic. Unknown as to why More men seem to become affected with the, what seems to be a serious permant condition. symptons include rapid mouth movement, sudden bursts of rude and childish selfish words. once affected the host will engage in an argument with a female in usually a close relationship with the infected.l once that happens it becomes air born pathagin....then becoming SACK-A-ASSHOLES sack-a-assholes {one} but becoming More than one.....{ subject one says what are you writing about....subject 2 dosnt answer.... subject 1 : Fuck you what the fuck and gets all pist off}
suject two what the fuck is your problem YOU SACK-A-ASSHOLES..... in short A DICK. |
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| 54. | Justin Bieber | ||
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Justin Bieber is a pop artist who is about 18 years of age. He has written songs like 'Baby', 'Boyfriend', and 'Never Say Never'. His top hit, 'Baby', has gotten almost 750 million hits on Youtube.
Common nicknames for Justin Bieber are: JB Justin Beebz The king of pop Justin Beaver Satan Lucifer The Antichrist The Antichrist of music The only thing wrong with Canada The Epitome of Faggotry That kid whose face is on your dartboard The only thing more evil than Satan The Antichrist's partner-in-crime The only person in the world who can rape and/or murder something that isn't a physical thing (music) The polar opposite of Yngwie Malmsteen, Iron Maiden, Joe Satriani, etc. Guy: Have you heard the new "song" by Justin Bieber? *physically puts finger quotes around the word song*
Other guy: What? I can't hear you. I've been deaf ever since I listened to the new track by Justin Beaver! The blood that profusely spurted from my ear drums coagulated and hemorrhaged themselves! Guy: I didn't expect anything different, honestly. I don't know why I'm not like you, broski. Other guy: WHAT?!? |
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| 55. | Timothy | ||
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a good and faithful person who has been through alot of heartache, and cant take any more of it, so if a Timothy likes you, and you like him, it would mean the world to him if you reached out to him. hes NOT ugly at all, hes pretty smart, and will show you the beautiful side of the world if you let him.
He doesn't take shit from anyone, and has had enough of yours. Dont ever turn a Timothy away, because you will NEVER get one again. If he texts you, reply. Not replying is the worst thing you can do, and if he calls you, ANSWER, he may need you. most of the time, girls dont know just how much they are hurting him. Dont ever turn your back on a Tim, because you have no idea how many times that has happened to him before. He's WAY out of your league, but he likes you and thats all that matters to him. If you have hurt a Tims feelings in the past 4 months, contact him right away and let him know that you are sorry, because hes had enough. Give him a chance and he will change your world, turn your back on him and he will stop trying, because he will not make a fool of himself. this is the sixth time some girl has broken Timothy's heart, i don't think he can take much more, i mean hes only 17...
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| 56. | whyse | ||
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Cross of "why" and "wise". "Whyse" is an adjective used to describe smart people who have gathered plenty of information by systemically asking themselves and/or others the ultimate question - "why?" Whyse men and women ask "why" a lot more frequently than normal people.
Normal person to whyse person: "Are you gay?" Whyse person to normal person: "Why are you asking?" Another example: being a "dog whisperer", you have been sitting quietly in a chair, chilling out at night at the beach in Goa. Suddenly, two cute dogs come around and start barking at you. Why? |
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